[Blueeyedwoman]

We're in the middle of a big heat wave right now and it's roasting on the court. This nine year old boy says, "Can I get some water?"

I said no, wait ten minutes for the break. Big mistake. By the time ten minutes goes by the kids has a belly ache and his little face was all squinty. It was super hot in the sun.

So I order a long break with lots of ice water. We go back to the court and the kid annouces, "I think I'm gonna throw up."

He barely made it to the shady corner of the court before collapsing. He laid down on the concrete and didn't move until twenty minutes later when the lesson ended. I dragged him off the court and he left.

Naturally, with the way kids are raised now it will be ALL MY FAULT that the little fart was sick cause the mean pro didn't let him get water when he wanted it. I hope I still have a job when I go in this afternoon.

[Blondie]

CPS seems to be needed here.

[what?]

hardcourt, grass, clay, or what-the-fuck-ever-else-kind-of-tennis-courts-there-are?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Well I said he lay down in the corner on "concrete." Does that give you any hint?

[WoolyGoat]

I think you'll do well in prison.

[what?]

Well I said he lay down in the corner on "concrete." Does that give you any hint?

hose the puke off to the side, it won't stink much

[Blueeyedwoman]

*BEW busts out the want-ads*

[BIRD33]

I think we're all glad you're barren.

[Blueeyedwoman]

I think we're all glad you're barren.

:bew:

[ntype]

well it's always bad but the key problem here was giving him really cold water....you could even have gotten him really really bad (doing that his body gets a "shock" hence the state where he was : wanting to throw, loss of energy, state of half consciousness).

well and you're going to hate me but yeah it's as well your fault because you should have checked that the kid took regularly water in small quantity.

[who]

How much do you charge?

[quint]

I think BEW had a job as an English nanny once.

[leeman]

I think BEW had a job as an English nanny once.

Nahh ...

Mengeles assistant in Bergen Belzen.......