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I was in the supermarket and noticed a pretty hot blond chick wave at me and say hello.
But shit, like always, I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew her from. So I said hi like I remembered, and asked how things were.
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now, my mind's going APESHIT!!! I could only remember two times where I have ever been unfaithful to my wife. Then it hit me. "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"
She looked into my eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your daughter's music teacher."
ba dum bum. :yay:
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Dr. Lecter Wrote:I was in the supermarket and noticed a pretty hot blond chick wave at me and say hello.
But shit, like always, I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew her from. So I said hi like I remembered, and asked how things were.
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now, my mind's going APESHIT!!! I could only remember two times where I have ever been unfaithful to my wife. Then it hit me. "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"
She looked into my eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your daughter's music teacher."
ba dum bum. :yay:
so yer feelin' pretty confident??
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
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snarg Wrote:Dr. Lecter Wrote:I was in the supermarket and noticed a pretty hot blond chick wave at me and say hello.
But shit, like always, I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew her from. So I said hi like I remembered, and asked how things were.
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now, my mind's going APESHIT!!! I could only remember two times where I have ever been unfaithful to my wife. Then it hit me. "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"
She looked into my eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your daughter's music teacher."
ba dum bum. :yay:
so yer feelin' pretty confident??
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am .
Who said I had to make sense ?
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Such an old email that made the rounds in 2002. I'm embarrassed for you.
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I'm sorry, Doctor. Call me a stoopid cow. Nothing but big love for you here from teh bew.
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Banana Wrote:nursing yes....as I type in fact 
grape flouvored? 
What the fuck is flouvored?
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Banana Wrote:It's hard to type with one hand...maybe you have perfected it
Flavored :$
I actually use my toes when I really get my romance on.
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nana i have a steady supply of pedialyte..
you have to work to get it to come out though...
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Anhil8tor Wrote:nana i have a steady supply of pedialyte..
you have to work to get it to come out though...
good work John Mark.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:do I need to google that name?
based on your response, I would say yes. Add Karr at the end though.
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