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I had a tough Friday... - Dr. Lecter - 10-19-2006

I was in the supermarket and noticed a pretty hot blond chick wave at me and say hello.

But shit, like always, I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew her from. So I said hi like I remembered, and asked how things were.

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now, my mind's going APESHIT!!! I could only remember two times where I have ever been unfaithful to my wife. Then it hit me. "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"

She looked into my eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your daughter's music teacher."






ba dum bum. :yay:

I had a tough Friday... - Blondie - 10-19-2006

Boooooooooooooo!

I had a tough Friday... - snarg - 10-19-2006

Dr. Lecter Wrote:I was in the supermarket and noticed a pretty hot blond chick wave at me and say hello.

But shit, like always, I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew her from. So I said hi like I remembered, and asked how things were.

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now, my mind's going APESHIT!!! I could only remember two times where I have ever been unfaithful to my wife. Then it hit me. "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"

She looked into my eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your daughter's music teacher."






ba dum bum. :yay:


so yer feelin' pretty confident??

I had a tough Friday... - Sassy - 10-19-2006

snarg Wrote:
Dr. Lecter Wrote:I was in the supermarket and noticed a pretty hot blond chick wave at me and say hello.

But shit, like always, I couldn't for the life of me remember where I knew her from. So I said hi like I remembered, and asked how things were.

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now, my mind's going APESHIT!!! I could only remember two times where I have ever been unfaithful to my wife. Then it hit me. "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my ass???"

She looked into my eyes and calmly said, "No, I'm your daughter's music teacher."






ba dum bum. :yay:


so yer feelin' pretty confident??
Ayuh. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am .

I had a tough Friday... - Blueeyedwoman - 10-19-2006

Such an old email that made the rounds in 2002. I'm embarrassed for you.

I had a tough Friday... - Dr. Lecter - 10-19-2006

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Such an old email that made the rounds in 2002. I'm embarrassed for you.

If I ain't never heard it, it's new in the wrapper for me, kid. Wink

I had a tough Friday... - Blueeyedwoman - 10-19-2006

I'm sorry, Doctor. Call me a stoopid cow. Nothing but big love for you here from teh bew.

I had a tough Friday... - Banana - 10-19-2006

Dr. Lecter Wrote:I could only remember two times where I have ever been unfaithful to my wife.
:yay:
wanna grab some pedialyte and head back to my house? /mew banana pickup line

I had a tough Friday... - Dr. Lecter - 10-19-2006

Banana Wrote::yay:
wanna grab some pedialyte and head back to my house? /mew banana pickup line
:lool:
IN!
You still nursing? :drool:
I like the grape flavored 'chap stick'- like stuff new moms put on their sore nips.

I had a tough Friday... - Banana - 10-19-2006

Dr. Lecter Wrote::lool:
IN!
You still nursing? :drool:
I like the grape flavored 'chap stick'- like stuff new moms put on their sore nips.

nursing yes....as I type in fact Wink

grape flouvored? Huh

I had a tough Friday... - SanDog - 10-19-2006

Banana Wrote:nursing yes....as I type in fact Wink

grape flouvored? Huh


What the fuck is flouvored?

I had a tough Friday... - Banana - 10-19-2006

SanDog Wrote:What the fuck is flouvored?

It's hard to type with one hand...maybe you have perfected it Wink

Flavored :$

I had a tough Friday... - SanDog - 10-19-2006

Banana Wrote:It's hard to type with one hand...maybe you have perfected it Wink

Flavored :$

I actually use my toes when I really get my romance on.

I had a tough Friday... - Anhil8tor - 10-19-2006

nana i have a steady supply of pedialyte..

you have to work to get it to come out though...

I had a tough Friday... - SanDog - 10-19-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:nana i have a steady supply of pedialyte..

you have to work to get it to come out though...


good work John Mark.

I had a tough Friday... - Anhil8tor - 10-19-2006

SanDog Wrote:good work John Mark.

do I need to google that name?

I had a tough Friday... - SanDog - 10-19-2006

Anhil8tor Wrote:do I need to google that name?


based on your response, I would say yes. Add Karr at the end though.

I had a tough Friday... - Anhil8tor - 10-20-2006

SanDog Wrote:based on your response, I would say yes. Add Karr at the end though.

if you woulda said anything about wonder pets, little einstiens, or any kid shows.. I can help you out.