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The spouser is due anytime now
#1

I have a feeling like the baby actually sticks his/her hand out of her vagina in the morning for coffee and a pop tart...



My gut tells me the child will come early sunday morning and screw up all my footballl watching....
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#2

Anhil8tor Wrote:I have a feeling like the baby actually sticks his/her hand out of her vagina in the morning for coffee and a pop tart...



My gut tells me the child will come early sunday morning and screw up all my footballl watching....

li'l guy reached out and gave me a high five this morning when I was leaving. when he drops, make sure the nurses clean him good before you kiss him
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#3

Just go to the bar sunday morning and turn your phone off.

See You In Toledo
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#4

dammit
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#5

BIRD33 Wrote:Just go to the bar sunday morning and turn your phone off.

Accurate advice.

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#6

what? Wrote:li'l guy reached out and gave me a high five this morning when I was leaving. when he drops, make sure the nurses clean him good before you kiss him

RACK that shit!
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#7

Good luck for a healthy baby, 8. I hope you get a girl.
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#8

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Good luck for a healthy baby, 8. I hope you get a girl.

Fuck man, that would be weird seeing as the kid already has a penis.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#9

SanDog Wrote:Fuck man, that would be weird seeing as the kid already has a penis.


You're obviously not as close to Hollywood as we are.
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#10

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Good luck for a healthy baby, 8. I hope you get a girl.

That is the equivalent of telling him that you hope he gets brain tumor.

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#11

Do they have a TV in the hospital?
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#12

UnderWhelmed Wrote:Do they have a TV in the hospital?


yeah..

they actually have a TV in the delivery room.
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#13

Any news?

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#14

no baby and a full day of football..

I'm ready now!
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#15

Two games tonight.

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#16

BIRD33 Wrote:Two games tonight.


I'm not digging the monday nighters this week...

Minnycrapolis in their new college style unis?

Ports playing as a backup?

Oakland?

Da chargers?
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#17

Dude you watch the 9ers...all four of those teams represent an upgrade in the viewer experience.

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#18

Anhil8tor Wrote:I'm not digging the monday nighters this week...

Minnycrapolis in their new college style unis?

Ports playing as a backup?

Oakland?

Da chargers?

I don't get it either.Why these shit teams?I know the Skins are a big draw but who cares about Minnesota?Someone explain to me how I'm supposed to watch a football game that starts at 11:30?

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#19

niners=worst team in the league.

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#20

BIRD33 Wrote:niners=worst team in the league.

They actually played well yesterday.

I'm honestly thinking they are at least 2 years away from a .500 finish.

Gore looked like a monster..
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