[TomFoolery]

Hi. Wondering if some folks here will PayPal me a monetary donation so I can run with some ideas I have for the SmackOff.

I'll need enough cash to cover the domain registration, creation, and hosting costs for a website, roughly 10 hours of video editing fees, 8 hours worth of graphic design fees, and enough loot to cover 2 hours worth of studio time with Snoop Dogg.

Thanks.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

I've hired Jackie Mason and Don Rickles to sit with me during Round 1.

[SanDog]

Hi. Wondering if some folks here will PayPal me a monetary donation so I can run with some ideas I have for the SmackOff.

I'll need enough cash to cover the domain registration, creation, and hosting costs for a website, roughly 10 hours of video editing fees, 8 hours worth of graphic design fees, and enough loot to cover 2 hours worth of studio time with Snoop Dogg.

Thanks.

Oddly enough, I would not put this past you.

[Blueeyedwoman]

No, I'm a judge and you still haven't paid me back from the last "loan" I made you.

[Raiden]

I'm giving my password to SQ Bimmer.

[TomFoolery]

Oddly enough, I would not put this past you.

I was thinking of paying $19.95 for a b-list celebrity to record a phone message for Your Mum's Pimp, uploading it online, and then posting it in the SmackOff forum, but all the companies that offer the service clearly state that the calls must be courteous. I think it would have been funny to have Paul Hogan discuss how that guy sucks.

I'll just cross that idea off the list and move to one of the other 10 or 15 I have.

[SizeMatters]

Toms bringin a chainsaw to a knife fight

[Raiden]

I was thinking of paying $19.95 for a b-list celebrity to record a phone message for Your Mum's Pimp, uploading it online, and then posting it in the SmackOff forum, but all the companies that offer the service clearly state that the calls must be courteous. I think it would have been funny to have Paul Hogan discuss how that guy sucks.

I'll just cross that idea off the list and move to one of the other 10 or 15 I have.

I just had a $$$ idea I was gonna share, but I prolly better not.

[SanDog]

I just had a $$$ idea I was gonna share, but I prolly better not.

You do a good Paul Hogan impression?

[CT280]

i will spend less time preparing than i do to take a piss. no lie.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

i will spend less time preparing than i do to take a piss. no lie.

Same with me, gooberface.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Damnit!

[CT280]

go ahead and save it. that was a good one!

[TomFoolery]

Send me money. Thanks.

[lookout below]

go ahead and save it. that was a good one!

At this rate, the Flump/CT thread might make Oprah's book club.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

At this rate, the Flump/CT thread might make Oprah's book club.

I love him. This is going to be difficult for me.

[Major Private]

i will spend less time preparing than i do to take a piss. no lie.

fo realeo
Its all in fucking fun

[CT280]

i may bow out early. save the pain.

[TomFoolery]

Am I the only one in the SmackOff that isn't talking about how much of a pussy I am?

[lookout below]

Am I the only one in the SmackOff that isn't talking about how much of a pussy I am?

Your Stern-like abilities of self-promotion know no bounds.