[cLaY]

i need a heater...shit! guess i wouldn't have had my mouth open for an hour while the bitch scraped off tar stains if i had never started smoking in the first palce. my mouf hurts.

[Bill]

i need a heater...shit! guess i wouldn't have had my mouth open for an hour while the bitch scraped off tar stains if i had never started smoking in the first palce. my mouf hurts.

If it isn't one end it's the other...

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

One of my college buddies is a dentist. He told me that he likes to tea bag guys when they fall asleep from the gas. That fucker is crazy. Next time I'm up in Wichita, I'll try to get him to post some pictures.

[Blueeyedwoman]

In half an hour I have a doctor's appointment. Check up. I think they're gonna draw blood. Pray for me that I don't have teh aids.

[SanDog]

In half an hour I have a doctor's appointment. Check up. I think they're gonna draw blood. Pray for me that I don't have teh aids.

You can't aids from teh intraweb.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Then I guess it's okay to let clay 'touch' me?

[Vitamin E]

My dentist is way gay!

[Banana]

In half an hour I have a doctor's appointment. Check up. I think they're gonna draw blood. Pray for me that I don't have teh aids.

:baby:

[Blueeyedwoman]

No, I'm not preggers, lol. I guess I'm pretty healthy except that I've gained FIVE FUCKING POUNDS since last year. Fuck!

[Vitamin E]

No, I'm not preggers, lol. I guess I'm pretty healthy except that I've gained FIVE FUCKING POUNDS since last year fucking!

Yowza!!!

[Bill]

Yowza!!!

So if 1 gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds....damn that's alot of seman.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Shut up. Both of you. I'm fat now.

[BIRD33]

and old.

[Bill]

Shut up. Both of you. I'm fat now.

The way I see it you've been busy....

Start by assuming that male ejaculate is roughly equivalent in nutritional composition to raw egg white (a safe assumption). The normal size egg is about 35 cubic centimeters in volume and contains about 14 calories and 3 grams of protein. the normal size ejaculation is about 5 cubic centimeters, or one-seventh the volume of an egg white; figure it, therefore, to contain about one-seventh the nutrients--approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein. Of course, you'll have to adjust those figures if you're talking about Jumbo Size (eggs, that is). You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.

[BIRD33]

If I ever need stats on semen I know who to go to.

[Bill]

If I ever need stats on semen I know who to go to.

BEW? :lol2:


:$

[Blueeyedwoman]

400 loads, huh? I bet Pepsi could step up and do it.

[Bill]

400 loads, huh? I bet Pepsi could step up and do it.

that's just for the desert. You'd have to figure out how many extra calories the person would have to consume to put on 5 lbs to know the exact number of loads.

[Banana]

The way I see it you've been busy....

Start by assuming that male ejaculate is roughly equivalent in nutritional composition to raw egg white (a safe assumption). The normal size egg is about 35 cubic centimeters in volume and contains about 14 calories and 3 grams of protein. the normal size ejaculation is about 5 cubic centimeters, or one-seventh the volume of an egg white; figure it, therefore, to contain about one-seventh the nutrients--approximately 2 calories and .1 gram of protein. Of course, you'll have to adjust those figures if you're talking about Jumbo Size (eggs, that is). You'd have to ingest 400 loads to equal the calorie content of a "death by chocolate" dessert.

No way. Clay would be fat, not scrawny.

[Bill]

No way. Clay would be fat, not scrawny.

high matabolism?

I'm only stating the facts. It would vary from individual to individual. You for example only took one load from Jimmy and put on 20-30 lbs.