01-05-2009, 08:22 PM
being back at work.
BIRD33 Wrote:Be happy you still have a job.
BIRD33 Wrote:Good for you.Since we've determined you are the anti-christ from your avatar can you tell about all the goat blood you drank and virgins you sacrificed during your new year celebration?
I went to a party and played pool for two hours.Sounds more fun than it was.
BIRD33 Wrote:You are the Anti-Christ.Why else would you have a triangle in the middle of your eye?I'm just trying to butter you up so you remember me when the rapture hits.
New years is so over hyped you almost feel guilty for not having the time of your life which rarely happens.Mine was lame and I refuse to pay any money for those rip off celebrations where I pay a couple hundred bucks for me and a chick to stand around with a bunch of other dicks popping champagne because they don't know what to do either.
did you give the blowjob or did he somehow stick his dick in the vacuum cleaner?You sound like a cheap date.I've got half a cheese steak and a copy of weekend at bernies two at my place, what are you doing later?
pineschic Wrote:Sounds like mine Bam, to a tee...
bam Wrote:I'm pretty sure it was the glare...or was it?
I usually get pretty drunk on NYE at some local bar and go home and get laid but that didn't happen this year. I didn't feel like going out and doing the same thing just to feel like ass the next day.
It was the vacuum. lol I am a cheap date. I pay my way, you pay yours. It keeps things from getting complicated.
BIRD33 Wrote:I did the getting hammered on New Years thing for years.I dreaded that day because the girl I dated for a while would leave all the planning up to me even though I didnt give a crap what we did.When it sucked it got blamed on me so usually I would try to get her as drunk as possible so she wouldnt remember if it sucked or not plus I'd take liberties during her inebriated state.
How can you let a guy let you pay for dinner?Thats so freaking cheap of them.I've never split a tab with a woman I'm sleeping with my whole entire life.I'd take a stand on that if I were you.You've got boobs, thats what their there for.
bam Wrote:Chinese food, The Kingdom and your boyfriend getting a blowjob?
pineschic Wrote:Sounds like mine Bam, to a tee...
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
pineschic Wrote:chinese food, Gran Torino and the blowjob.
bam Wrote:being back at work.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
BIRD33 Wrote:not to get to personal but how come the guy hasnt given a ring after half a decade?Somewhere out there I'm throwing a guy I've never met under the bus.You should know a little about if you guys are a good match by this point right?
I'm sure being the anti-christ you've used all body parts for evil even your own.
Michman Wrote:Tip from Mr. Michy. if you gave a co-worker a bj, your day would go much faster.
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol