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So My Parents Are Leaving Tomorrow
#1

and they've been here for eight days. EIGHT days.

My mom, whom I love and my stepfather (I fucking hate him) and they are going home. My mom will be back in two weeks.

I'm so extra excited that they are leaving. Why, I ask myself, when they are the most pleasant of people? I dunno. But I cannot wait.

Discuss at length.
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#2

Do you think they had sex while they were at your house?
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#3

wgaf?

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#4

Oh god. The distressing image is imprinted on my brain forever and now I go to leap off the closest cliff. Thank you for discussing this situation at length. Goodbye.
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#5

I bet your father spit on his cock and shoved it up your moms ass.Have a good night.

See You In Toledo
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#6

They left at six this morning. I've done nothing but lay around in my robe. It's awesome.
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#7

BIRD33 Wrote:I bet your father spit on his cock and shoved it up your moms ass.Have a good night.

Don't worry, BEW, he rubbed his shitty cock on your drapes before he left.

Oh, and that pubic hair on your vibrator isn't your's.
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#8

Did they make a lot of noise when they were fucking?
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#9

I bet he thinks about you when pulling one off.
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#10

Do old people really still have sex? I've always wondered that.
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