[Banana]

Describe your worst one.

Recently, I had a paraplegic client in. I have been seeing clients for over seven years and all have a degree of chonic pain. It is standard for us to make them feel at ease by letting them take breaks as required. So, with my mind on auto-pilot, I told her that if she started to experience any back pain, she could feel free to "get up and walk around." :crap:

[Blueeyedwoman]

A kid hit a really great shot in a private lesson yesterday and I yelled "Rack!"

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

One of the first time's I went out to eat with my wife's parents, we were having conversation. They were asking me about my sister, and she had just recently gone through a divorce. They had met her ex-husband at our wedding and we were talking about him. Anyway, her dad asked why they were divorcing. I said, "Well, I'm not sure. They still seem to be great friends, but he was an only child and he just likes to do what he likes to do. She got kind of tired of it and he wouldn't change. You know how only children are. They seem to come with so much baggage and problems." He just kind of stared at me.

I looked at my wife and she was looking at me, and she said, "Daddy, that's funny. You're an only child aren't you?". He said, "Yes, me and your mother both are only children."

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

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