[Jdub]

Due to recent events in my life in the past few days, I will not be getting any pussy for at least another few days. Therefore I am searching for a new technique, as the hand is getting old. Should I,

A: Stick my dick in between the mattress and fuck it
B: Use a watermelon (sup 8)
C: Warm up bologna in the microwave, or
D: the old standbye, rub one out while on my knees in front of the toilet, so there is no mess to clean up!



Serious responses only!!

[cLaY]

E. Sit on your hand for approximately 15 minutes, get your unit ready, then spank.

[Jdub]

E. Sit on your hand for approximately 15 minutes, get your unit ready, then spank.

I don't have to think about him while I blow my load, do I?

[pepsi]

none of the above...
Get a shoebox and insert a hole that fits your cock and attach a sock on the inside of the box lined up with the hole that you made.

[Jdub]

none of the above...
Get a shoebox and insert a hole that fits your cock and attach a sock on the inside of the box lined up with the hole that you made.

OK....we have a wien....I mean a winner!! :loool: