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Jdub - 01-28-2006
Due to recent events in my life in the past few days, I will not be getting any pussy for at least another few days. Therefore I am searching for a new technique, as the hand is getting old. Should I,
A: Stick my dick in between the mattress and fuck it
B: Use a watermelon (sup 8)
C: Warm up bologna in the microwave, or
D: the old standbye, rub one out while on my knees in front of the toilet, so there is no mess to clean up!
Serious responses only!!
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cLaY - 01-28-2006
E. Sit on your hand for approximately 15 minutes, get your unit ready, then spank.
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Jdub - 01-28-2006
cLaY Wrote:E. Sit on your hand for approximately 15 minutes, get your unit ready, then spank.
I don't have to think about him while I blow my load, do I?
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pepsi - 01-28-2006
none of the above...
Get a shoebox and insert a hole that fits your cock and attach a sock on the inside of the box lined up with the hole that you made.
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Jdub - 01-28-2006
pepsi Wrote:none of the above...
Get a shoebox and insert a hole that fits your cock and attach a sock on the inside of the box lined up with the hole that you made.
OK....we have a wien....I mean a winner!! :loool: