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What is your profession?
GoingPostal
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01-02-2006, 07:58 PM
i'm a city mail carrier. I deliver and collect your mail and parcels. my boss is an asshole, expecting me to carry a 35 lb shoulder bag every day when my backs killing me. i hate him.
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01-02-2006, 10:30 PM
My work is in the food industry. I serve ice cream, milkshakes and sundaes. You're going to say I'm too heavy for that job--but I embrace my size and I own it. One should love oneself, right?
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01-03-2006, 10:23 AM
building maintenance in the middle of the f-ing night.
shit gets old.
Harvester of Cunt Nectar,
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01-03-2006, 04:35 PM
Bess Teaten Wrote:My work is in the food industry. I serve ice cream, milkshakes and sundaes. You're going to say I'm too heavy for that job--but I embrace my size and I own it. One should love oneself, right?
I'm going to guess that your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?
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01-03-2006, 04:38 PM
I make taillights for the 2006 impala.
NinjaBassist Wrote:I thought it would be something different. When I get drunk I usually end up gettin naked and so for the courtesy of the other males in the house I usualy tuck my cock away like a transexual. Mangina ahoy

cLaY Wrote:Bird, less tongue...i want to know you mean it.
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ntype
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01-03-2006, 06:49 PM
I am the leader of a group of evil monkey minions
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Bill
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01-03-2006, 07:24 PM
I'm a burrito picker. I have to go out in the burrito orchard in the middle of the night and collect the ripe beef and bean burrito's from the burrito trees.
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01-03-2006, 07:25 PM
Analsack inspector ...



PS This is ClAy...
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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Blueeyedwoman
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01-03-2006, 08:10 PM
My job is teaching tennis. Sort of.
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01-03-2006, 08:41 PM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:My job is mistress by "spank my balls" (McEnroe style).

ftfy :d
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01-03-2006, 08:49 PM
I am a porn star, really.
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01-03-2006, 08:53 PM
suzy Wrote:I am a porn star, really.
proof?
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Blueeyedwoman
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01-03-2006, 08:54 PM
suzy Wrote:I am a porn star, really.


We know this. :lol:
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01-03-2006, 09:00 PM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:proof?
for this you would have to pay the signup fee, nothing in life is for free, unless of course you prove to me you really a girl with a dick. :wub:
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Bill
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01-03-2006, 09:01 PM
suzy Wrote:for this you would have to pay the signup fee, nothing in life is for free, unless of course you prove to me you really a girl with a dick. :wub:

Beef and cheese burrito?
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01-03-2006, 09:05 PM
Bill Wrote:Beef and cheese burrito?
are you hungry?
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01-03-2006, 09:12 PM
suzy Wrote:are you hungry?

na, I just ate a cheese steak.
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01-03-2006, 09:13 PM
suzy Wrote:for this you would have to pay the signup fee, nothing in life is for free, unless of course you prove to me you really a girl with a dick. :wub:
Where do I sign and how much? But first, what kind of porn and are you sure that it is YOU and not someone else?
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Blueeyedwoman
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01-03-2006, 09:14 PM
If Suzy is a man it's the greatest troll job EVER and he'd have major 'bode on us all.
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Bill
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01-03-2006, 09:16 PM
I'm a lesbian traped in a man's body.
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