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So I was in the pizza place earlier
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and I told a joke to my Armenian buddy who is the owner, and some Puerto Rican dude standing next to him. You probably know it:

"What's the diff betw a Jew and a Pizza?
A Pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."

My buddy chuckled politely, and then told me the 'rican was a full Jew, and then looked at him. I made no apologies, and told him that I'm sure lots of Jews didn't scream when they went into the ovens. I really don't like the guy anyway.

That's some great karma to end 2005 for me, I think.

suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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Nice!



Make sure you join my new Death Pool since you don't give a fuck about 2005 karma.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Is there a deadline? HA! DEADline. Oh, Lecter, you've done it again.

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Dr. Lecter Wrote:Is there a deadline? HA! DEADline. Oh, Lecter, you've done it again.
This would have at least gotten 3 :lol: at CF. Just sayin'

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I'm kinda glad Lecter is back.
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only until he gets a job


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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I'm kinda glad Lecter is back.


Me too. I've missed the hell out of him!
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