11-14-2005, 04:26 PM
A pompous minister was seated next to a redneck on a flight across the
country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The
redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would
like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch these lips."
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
country. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The
redneck asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed
before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would
like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
than let liquor touch these lips."
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and
said, "Shit, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."