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...we all call him Pounds or LBS because thats his last name. I've been friends with the guy since 7th or 8th grade. His house was right behind mine growing up. Dudes a worthless fuck. He works like 20 hours a week at a dentists office or some shit. He keeps telling everyone he's going to become an orthodontist (sp?) but never ends up going away to school. Fukcer has been taking classes for like 5 years, doubt he's even half way done towards his Bachelors. Anyway, back to the point of the thread.
We all give the dude shit because he's Korean, and he's kind of feminine. I used to always call him fag and shit but started to lay off recently so I just call him "Hung-Kung Fooey" "Zipper" "Lo Mein" and my newest nickname "Captain Zulu"
Judging from the pic, do you think that dude is gay? (dude on far left) I keep waiting for the day he comes out of the closet.
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Pistons could use that 8'6" dude.
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Vitamin E Wrote:Pistons could use that 8'6" dude.
Thats my realtor. He's a schmuck too, but he grows Purple Haze and gives me the hook up.
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That fucker in the middle that is grinning like he stole something is my pic for faggot of the bunch.
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Looking at him I'd think MAYBE. Have you ever seen him date at all?
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Clay, is that you in the middle front?
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Clay, is that you in the middle front?
sadly yes...after fake smiling all day i had pretty much given up at that point.
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With your track record, if I was him I would be avoiding you like the plague. Your "Fliends" seem to be dropping like mother fucking phat beats in the west Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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fem Wrote:Looking at him I'd think MAYBE. Have you ever seen him date at all?
bump...dude dated the same girl for about 4 years. she always bitched to my wife that she never got sex from him. he cheated on her a lot too. i haven't seen him with a chick for a while now.
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fella's got that leg kicked out there like he wants to shake his little tush on the runway...
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Bill Wrote:fella's got that leg kicked out there like he wants to shake his little tush on the runway...
things that make me think he's gay...
1. Where's typical metro sexual attire
2. Dude licks his fingers after everything he eats
3. Comments on my wife's hair every time he sees her.
4. Has gay friends
5. Plucks his eyebrows on a daily basis
6. Giggles like a girl
There's more, I'll think of them.
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alright I'll ask
Where is his left hand?
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dude hasn't come out yet...and he still plays like he digs chicks and stuff. think he'll ever come out?
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Bill Wrote:probly not untill he's much older....
i kinda think the same thing, he'll wait until all his friends move on and get married and shit, then come out like 10 years later. i'll probably still call him a faggot.
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