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I have a fliend... - cLaY - 11-01-2005

...we all call him Pounds or LBS because thats his last name. I've been friends with the guy since 7th or 8th grade. His house was right behind mine growing up. Dudes a worthless fuck. He works like 20 hours a week at a dentists office or some shit. He keeps telling everyone he's going to become an orthodontist (sp?) but never ends up going away to school. Fukcer has been taking classes for like 5 years, doubt he's even half way done towards his Bachelors. Anyway, back to the point of the thread.

We all give the dude shit because he's Korean, and he's kind of feminine. I used to always call him fag and shit but started to lay off recently so I just call him "Hung-Kung Fooey" "Zipper" "Lo Mein" and my newest nickname "Captain Zulu"

Judging from the pic, do you think that dude is gay? (dude on far left) I keep waiting for the day he comes out of the closet.

I have a fliend... - Vitamin E - 11-01-2005

Pistons could use that 8'6" dude.

I have a fliend... - cLaY - 11-01-2005

Vitamin E Wrote:Pistons could use that 8'6" dude.

Thats my realtor. He's a schmuck too, but he grows Purple Haze and gives me the hook up.

I have a fliend... - Anhil8tor - 11-01-2005

That fucker in the middle that is grinning like he stole something is my pic for faggot of the bunch.

I have a fliend... - fem - 11-01-2005

Looking at him I'd think MAYBE. Have you ever seen him date at all?

I have a fliend... - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 11-01-2005

Clay, is that you in the middle front?

I have a fliend... - cLaY - 11-01-2005

Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Clay, is that you in the middle front?

sadly yes...after fake smiling all day i had pretty much given up at that point.

I have a fliend... - PurpleHaze - 11-01-2005

cLaY Wrote:Judging from the pic, do you think that dude is gay? (dude on far left) I keep waiting for the day he comes out of the closet.

Nice purple shirt and tie.

I have a fliend... - SanDog - 11-01-2005

With your track record, if I was him I would be avoiding you like the plague. Your "Fliends" seem to be dropping like mother fucking phat beats in the west Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

I have a fliend... - cLaY - 11-01-2005

fem Wrote:Looking at him I'd think MAYBE. Have you ever seen him date at all?

bump...dude dated the same girl for about 4 years. she always bitched to my wife that she never got sex from him. he cheated on her a lot too. i haven't seen him with a chick for a while now.

I have a fliend... - Bill - 11-01-2005

fella's got that leg kicked out there like he wants to shake his little tush on the runway...

I have a fliend... - cLaY - 11-01-2005

Bill Wrote:fella's got that leg kicked out there like he wants to shake his little tush on the runway...

things that make me think he's gay...

1. Where's typical metro sexual attire
2. Dude licks his fingers after everything he eats
3. Comments on my wife's hair every time he sees her.
4. Has gay friends
5. Plucks his eyebrows on a daily basis
6. Giggles like a girl

There's more, I'll think of them.

I have a fliend... - Anhil8tor - 11-02-2005

alright I'll ask


Where is his left hand?

I have a fliend... - BIRD33 - 11-02-2005

He's gay.

I have a fliend... - Vitamin E - 11-02-2005

cLaY Wrote:things that make me think he's gay...

1. Where's typical metro sexual attire
2. Dude licks his fingers after everything he eats
3. Comments on my wife's hair every time he sees her.
4. Has gay friends
5. Plucks his eyebrows on a daily basis
6. Giggles like a girl

There's more, I'll think of them.


His cock tastes like poop!

Sin,
1980

I have a fliend... - Bill - 11-02-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:He's gay.

103irst....without a doubt.

I have a fliend... - cLaY - 11-02-2005

dude hasn't come out yet...and he still plays like he digs chicks and stuff. think he'll ever come out?

I have a fliend... - Bill - 11-02-2005

cLaY Wrote:dude hasn't come out yet...and he still plays like he digs chicks and stuff. think he'll ever come out?

probly not untill he's much older....

I have a fliend... - cLaY - 11-02-2005

Bill Wrote:probly not untill he's much older....

i kinda think the same thing, he'll wait until all his friends move on and get married and shit, then come out like 10 years later. i'll probably still call him a faggot.

I have a fliend... - Bill - 11-02-2005

cLaY Wrote:i kinda think the same thing, he'll wait until all his friends move on and get married and shit, then come out like 10 years later. i'll probably still call him a faggot.

I'm thinking more like when he's 45 or so when those fliends don't even rate in his life anymore.