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That 19 Year Old With Big Tits Called Me At 4:00 a.m.
#1

I was sleeping and missed the call. >< I have to assume this won't be a one-time opportunity, right?

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

TomFoolery Wrote:I was sleeping and missed the call. >< I have to assume this won't be a one-time opportunity, right?

she was probly drunk and delerious....I wouldn't wait up by the phone.
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#3

Bill Wrote:she was probly drunk and delerious....I wouldn't wait up by the phone.

Of course she was probably drunk and delirious. God damnit!

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#4

tell her just to come over next time she's looking for cock

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#5

TomFoolery Wrote:Of course she was probably drunk and delirious. God damnit!

I'm just saying that you probly missed your opprotunity. Cause I'm sure that she hates herself this morning and has sworn of all forms of substance abuse after she realized she called you.....either that or she called someone else to take care of her 4am needs after you didn't answer.
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#6

hang tight. minorthreat always calls back.
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#7

CT280 Wrote:hang tight. minorthreat always calls back.

talking first hand experience ? :d
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#8

ntype Wrote:talking first hand experience ? :d

get outta my thread, monkey!
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#9

CT280 Wrote:get outta my thread, monkey!

But.....this isn't your thread. Huh
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#10

PurpleHaze Wrote:But.....this isn't your thread. Huh

seriously, you're ruining me on this board.
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#11

CT280 Wrote:seriously, you're ruining me on this board.

you don't need anyone to acheive that.
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#12

Ummm, hello? She obviously dialed the wrong number, dumbass.

She's probably posting on some board right now "Damn. I was trying to booty call that guy with the amazing pecs and magical cock last night, but accidentally called that Tom guy, who is nice and all...but...Great. Now he's going to go on another stint of calling me and trying to get together."

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#13

She has more than one 'Tom' in her cell phone book and dialed the wrong one. Duh.
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#14

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:She has more than one 'Tom' in her cell phone book and dialed the wrong one. Duh.

This was not worth pressing the keyboard.

See You In Toledo
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