[Anhil8tor]

Post'em here
Feel free to answer any of these so I won't have to wonder anymore

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?

If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?

why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?

Are there female leprechauns?

[Anhil8tor]

If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

[ntype]

Post'em here
Feel free to answer any of these so I won't have to wonder anymore

If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
-Are you wondering how you could afford your attorney ?

Why does "lake" come first (Lake Michigan) and "river" come second (Mississippi River)?
- because the rivers flows in the lake
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
- That opens wide interesting concepts like "my son is retarded, do he pay only half the tuition ?"

If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
- maybe

why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?
- Because real ducks bite if you try to fuck'em. it's a color code

Are there female leprechauns?
- Yes and they like having lesbian sex with tooth fairies

If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
- that's what your friends tells you. But it's a lie !

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
- Most probably he's already sitting in your office, just propose him a cup of turd

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
- someone took the rabbit then cut his little feets while he was still alive, then he electrocuted the rabbit torturing him for a few hours. Luck has be created you know, and it works well with rabbits dying in a painful manner. Maybe not but in fact it's a way to have fun.

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
- All the money comes by entire truckload on my yard, then once a year I do a HUGE fire with all this paper. I call that "the fuck you all celebration"

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?
- Black olives are goats poops in reality while green olives are only greek's people hemoroids and Greeks are prouds of their hemoroids, hence the jar stuff

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