10-21-2005, 11:16 PM
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cLaY Wrote:i want to have sex with something
TomFoolery Wrote:I'm going to try and score some pussy tonight. I'm pretty sure it won't work out. I figure I'll target the ugliest and drunkest broad at the bar just to improve my chances slightly. Fuck pleasure, I'm all about the statistics.
cLaY Wrote:Whisper really twisted shit in her ear, ask her if she minds if you pretend she's your brother.
cLaY Wrote:You should fuck the first piece of ass you can get your hands on, and make it "thread worthy" for all of us. Whisper really twisted shit in her ear, ask her if she minds if you pretend she's your brother, wear a Klan hood, shit like that.
snarg Wrote:i'll bet if you would just take the one home who tries to pick you up things would be different
better yet, just let her take you home, then you can leave when you are "finished"
TomFoolery Wrote:Sounds pretty complicated. I'll stick to my methods.
cLaY Wrote:i want to have sex with something
snarg Wrote:not complicated, very simple
go with the one who shows interest
never mind what she looks like
it won't matter when you get your dick wet
TomFoolery Wrote:I don't get it.