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Good Golly What the Fuck?
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:ct:
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#2

Uh oh
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#3

i want to have sex with something
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#4

cLaY Wrote:i want to have sex with something


8rd..

I thought for sure I was gonna get the booty last night..


I may have to beat it tonight..

Will you be online later?
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#5

I'm going to try and score some pussy tonight. I'm pretty sure it won't work out. I figure I'll target the ugliest and drunkest broad at the bar just to improve my chances slightly. Fuck pleasure, I'm all about the statistics.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I'm going to try and score some pussy tonight. I'm pretty sure it won't work out. I figure I'll target the ugliest and drunkest broad at the bar just to improve my chances slightly. Fuck pleasure, I'm all about the statistics.

You should fuck the first piece of ass you can get your hands on, and make it "thread worthy" for all of us. Whisper really twisted shit in her ear, ask her if she minds if you pretend she's your brother, wear a Klan hood, shit like that.
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#7

cLaY Wrote:Whisper really twisted shit in her ear, ask her if she minds if you pretend she's your brother.

:|

That's pretty twisted..
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#8

cLaY Wrote:You should fuck the first piece of ass you can get your hands on, and make it "thread worthy" for all of us. Whisper really twisted shit in her ear, ask her if she minds if you pretend she's your brother, wear a Klan hood, shit like that.

I'll see what I can do, but I can't promise results. You know me when it comes to the pussy.
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#9

i'll bet if you would just take the one home who tries to pick you up things would be different
better yet, just let her take you home, then you can leave when you are "finished"

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#10

snarg Wrote:i'll bet if you would just take the one home who tries to pick you up things would be different
better yet, just let her take you home, then you can leave when you are "finished"


Sounds pretty complicated. I'll stick to my methods.
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#11

TomFoolery Wrote:Sounds pretty complicated. I'll stick to my methods.

not complicated, very simple
go with the one who shows interest
never mind what she looks like
it won't matter when you get your dick wet

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#12

cLaY Wrote:i want to have sex with something

Wifey still not dishing the ass out to you?

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#13

snarg Wrote:not complicated, very simple
go with the one who shows interest
never mind what she looks like
it won't matter when you get your dick wet

I don't get it.
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#14

I just found out that my boy and his wife are going out tonight with her sister the slut. They asked if I wanted to go along and I said, "yes".
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#15

TomFoolery Wrote:I don't get it.


we know
that's why we try to help

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#16

I liked Clay's idea, fuck bag. Do it.
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