[paybacksare]

He called and told me that he had been looking at jewelry stores today. I immediately get all excited, thinking that he might be planning on making an honest woman out of me some time this decade.

He goes to comment about how he saw the exact watch he was looking for....

Bastard.

He is also wearing a Burberry tie and cuff links today. Please, let's all call him a fag.

[Bill]

Why buy that cow when you get the milk for free?

[Blueeyedwoman]

Bastard.

[Bill]

Bastard.

You say the sweetest things. :wub:

[Jimmy]

Yeah, then when the milk sours you can just turf it and get some new young cow without a whole lot of legal wrangling.

[Blondie]

What a fag!

[Bill]

Yeah, then when the milk sours you can just turf it and get some new young cow without a whole lot of legal wrangling.

No shit and the old cow don't take half your shit with her when you move in the new younger cow.

[goldan]

No shit and the old cow don't take half your shit with her when you move in the new younger cow.

She does in Texas.

[Bill]

She does in Texas.

sup Rita?