09-12-2005, 05:37 PM
We started off at about 6:30 tokin' on a blunt on the way to Oscar's Sports Bar in downtown Wichita. Pretty cool palce. They had a 10 ft screen that we watched the Texas/Ohio St game on, played some Golden Tee, grubbed, and pounded a few warm up beers.
After the bar we headed back to my buddy T-bone's crib to start getting thou drunk on, shoot pool, paly some darts and get stoned. A few of the other guys started to show up, including my buddy/bud dealer PhillyBlunt. Philly hooked me up with a "Dog Bone" for the evening. A dog bone is essentially a stacked Xanex. I'm not sure how potent those fuckers are, but in my past experiences with them, I never remembered what happened the night before. I stuck it in my pocket to save for later, no way I was forgetting this night.
So we headed to the titty bar, I fine establishment called Jezebel's. I love this place. All the chicks there were top notch, even according to my high drunkin' standards. A friend of mine is a frequent there, so he got a stage saved for us. We started off by pounding Yager Bombs, then a shot of something that I don't remember. The boys were lining the stage from where I was sitting all the way up to the pole with bills, and as soon as the chicks got on stage the tops came off, they walked over and let me pull their panties off. It was truly epock. There wasn't a beaver in front of me I wouldn't tongue bath.
I got a lap dance from a chick who stated she had 3 kids, wasn't really bad. The one chick I fell in love with was about 5'5", tight body, blonde, real tits, and a pretty bald peach which she rocked in my face for a good 5 minutes. I later paid another 40 bucks for 2 straight lap dances. By that point I was pretty fucker'd up. As soon as that ended the DJ gets on the mic and says I'm going on stage. At first it was a riot, but then the bitches took off my shirt, my pants and laid me on the ground and proceeded to whip my fucking ass with my belt. I got pissed off (probably the booze) and walked off stage. Then the three chicks on stage came over to me and pulled me into the private area and rubbed their cunts all over me, kissed eachother, kissed me, and grinded my cock. It was pretty cool. I left the palce without completing and drunker than fuck. About 4 in the morning I made it home and passed out. The next morning the ol' lady found the dog bone in my pocket and got pissed.
SOrry so long.
After the bar we headed back to my buddy T-bone's crib to start getting thou drunk on, shoot pool, paly some darts and get stoned. A few of the other guys started to show up, including my buddy/bud dealer PhillyBlunt. Philly hooked me up with a "Dog Bone" for the evening. A dog bone is essentially a stacked Xanex. I'm not sure how potent those fuckers are, but in my past experiences with them, I never remembered what happened the night before. I stuck it in my pocket to save for later, no way I was forgetting this night.
So we headed to the titty bar, I fine establishment called Jezebel's. I love this place. All the chicks there were top notch, even according to my high drunkin' standards. A friend of mine is a frequent there, so he got a stage saved for us. We started off by pounding Yager Bombs, then a shot of something that I don't remember. The boys were lining the stage from where I was sitting all the way up to the pole with bills, and as soon as the chicks got on stage the tops came off, they walked over and let me pull their panties off. It was truly epock. There wasn't a beaver in front of me I wouldn't tongue bath.
I got a lap dance from a chick who stated she had 3 kids, wasn't really bad. The one chick I fell in love with was about 5'5", tight body, blonde, real tits, and a pretty bald peach which she rocked in my face for a good 5 minutes. I later paid another 40 bucks for 2 straight lap dances. By that point I was pretty fucker'd up. As soon as that ended the DJ gets on the mic and says I'm going on stage. At first it was a riot, but then the bitches took off my shirt, my pants and laid me on the ground and proceeded to whip my fucking ass with my belt. I got pissed off (probably the booze) and walked off stage. Then the three chicks on stage came over to me and pulled me into the private area and rubbed their cunts all over me, kissed eachother, kissed me, and grinded my cock. It was pretty cool. I left the palce without completing and drunker than fuck. About 4 in the morning I made it home and passed out. The next morning the ol' lady found the dog bone in my pocket and got pissed.
SOrry so long.
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