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Saturday was the bachelor party... - cLaY - 09-12-2005

We started off at about 6:30 tokin' on a blunt on the way to Oscar's Sports Bar in downtown Wichita. Pretty cool palce. They had a 10 ft screen that we watched the Texas/Ohio St game on, played some Golden Tee, grubbed, and pounded a few warm up beers.

After the bar we headed back to my buddy T-bone's crib to start getting thou drunk on, shoot pool, paly some darts and get stoned. A few of the other guys started to show up, including my buddy/bud dealer PhillyBlunt. Philly hooked me up with a "Dog Bone" for the evening. A dog bone is essentially a stacked Xanex. I'm not sure how potent those fuckers are, but in my past experiences with them, I never remembered what happened the night before. I stuck it in my pocket to save for later, no way I was forgetting this night.

So we headed to the titty bar, I fine establishment called Jezebel's. I love this place. All the chicks there were top notch, even according to my high drunkin' standards. A friend of mine is a frequent there, so he got a stage saved for us. We started off by pounding Yager Bombs, then a shot of something that I don't remember. The boys were lining the stage from where I was sitting all the way up to the pole with bills, and as soon as the chicks got on stage the tops came off, they walked over and let me pull their panties off. It was truly epock. There wasn't a beaver in front of me I wouldn't tongue bath.

I got a lap dance from a chick who stated she had 3 kids, wasn't really bad. The one chick I fell in love with was about 5'5", tight body, blonde, real tits, and a pretty bald peach which she rocked in my face for a good 5 minutes. I later paid another 40 bucks for 2 straight lap dances. By that point I was pretty fucker'd up. As soon as that ended the DJ gets on the mic and says I'm going on stage. At first it was a riot, but then the bitches took off my shirt, my pants and laid me on the ground and proceeded to whip my fucking ass with my belt. I got pissed off (probably the booze) and walked off stage. Then the three chicks on stage came over to me and pulled me into the private area and rubbed their cunts all over me, kissed eachother, kissed me, and grinded my cock. It was pretty cool. I left the palce without completing and drunker than fuck. About 4 in the morning I made it home and passed out. The next morning the ol' lady found the dog bone in my pocket and got pissed.

SOrry so long.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - Anhil8tor - 09-12-2005

I hate the stage dance..

I specifically said no stage dances.....

Saturday was the bachelor party... - cLaY - 09-12-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:I hate the stage dance..

I specifically said no stage dances.....

Yeah, it sucked..I forgot this part.

The DJ was talking mad shit, calling me a cancer patient and shit (not far from the truth).....As I'm walking off the stage I gave him the finger and called him a jealous fucking prick :roll: ... I could still score more of the chicks in that place than that fat, middle aged, bald pony tail wearing burn out.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - BIRD33 - 09-12-2005

What do you mean by stacked Xanex?Is it more than one?

Saturday was the bachelor party... - cLaY - 09-12-2005

BIRD33 Wrote:What do you mean by stacked Xanex?Is it more than one?

Yeah, its like in 4 blocks. A whole one will make you balck the fuck out. I'm not sure how many MGs are in it, we'll have to wait for a pill head to log on or something.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - Anhil8tor - 09-12-2005

its commonly reffered to as a Xan Bar here... its basically 4 Xanax in one shot

Saturday was the bachelor party... - Paddy - 09-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:I later paid another 40 bucks for 2 straight lap dances.

You had to pay at your own bachelor party?

Saturday was the bachelor party... - ntype - 09-12-2005

looks interesting :d

Saturday was the bachelor party... - Anhil8tor - 09-12-2005

FTR clay...


If I would have been invited.. I would have made sure you completed

Saturday was the bachelor party... - cLaY - 09-12-2005

Paddy Wrote:You had to pay at your own bachelor party?

my buddy's paid for like 3 or 4 lap dances, 2 with that chick. I was in love with her, so I paid her for 2 more just to see if she'd finish me off. I was too plowed, I doubt I even got an erection.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - PurpleHaze - 09-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:Yeah, its like in 4 blocks. A whole one will make you balck the fuck out. I'm not sure how many MGs are in it, we'll have to wait for a pill head to log on or something.

It's 2 mg's. Good, good stuff. :d

[Image: buy_xanax.jpg]

Saturday was the bachelor party... - cLaY - 09-12-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:It's 2 mg's. Good, good stuff. :d

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That's it. I didn't even take any of it. Spoucer found it in my pocket, asked me where I got it and flushed it down the toilet. I had no intentions of taking it, but I'm sure one of the homey's would have.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - ntype - 09-12-2005

what are the effects of Xanax ? I mean originally it's given to cure what kind of problem ?

Saturday was the bachelor party... - SanDog - 09-12-2005

Good times.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 09-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:That's it. I didn't even take any of it. Spoucer found it in my pocket, asked me where I got it and flushed it down the toilet. I had no intentions of taking it, but I'm sure one of the homey's would have.

I would have been pissed. Hell you still should be. One of those, some chronic and a glass of grey goose and you will be $$$$.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - cLaY - 09-12-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I would have been pissed. Hell you still should be. One of those, some chronic and a glass of grey goose and you will be $$$$.

I'm not really down with prescription drugs. A cousin of mine who I'm pretty close with is battling Oxycotin addiction, its pretty ugly too. He's had at least one overdoes that I know of.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 09-12-2005

cLaY Wrote:I'm not really down with prescription drugs. A cousin of mine who I'm pretty close with is battling Oxycotin addiction, its pretty ugly too. He's had at least one overdoes that I know of.

Oxycontin is fucking stupid. Its like the crack of prescription drugs.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - PurpleHaze - 09-12-2005

ntype Wrote:what are the effects of Xanax ? I mean originally it's given to cure what kind of problem ?

It's for anxiety among other things. It just calms you waaaayyyyy down.

Saturday was the bachelor party... - ntype - 09-12-2005

PurpleHaze Wrote:It's for anxiety among other things. It just calms you waaaayyyyy down.

mmh on a bachelor night I would rather go on the other side. But I'm not a fan of chemical partying.

looks like Clay had some fun too, anyhow the things seemed quite well your buddies seemed a little bit...calm

Saturday was the bachelor party... - cLaY - 09-12-2005

ntype Wrote:mmh on a bachelor night I would rather go on the other side. But I'm not a fan of chemical partying.

looks like Clay had some fun too, anyhow the things seemed quite well your buddies seemed a little bit...calm

that's the reason i didn't take it, i would have passed out. i drank a lot of Red Bull mixed drinks and what not. it was a grand occasion.