08-31-2005, 10:42 PM
In the spirit of today's activities I figured it would be a good idea.
P.S. Happy birthday Fermundacheese.
Dear Mr. Doyle,
Hello, my name is Tom ******** and I am a manâs man. I drink lots of beer, support local sports teams, get testosterone highs, and scratch my testicles when they itch. I am also happy to say that I take great pride in being a Wisconsin resident since birth; I love this place with all my heart, and I doubt Iâll ever leave.
Anyway, Iâm writing to you today to express my concern with one of your citizens. I donât really know his real name, but I can tell you that he does visit a couple of internet forums and goes by the name âWhhpsshâ at http://www.uselessjunk.net and âTom Sizemoreâ at http://www.insanejunk.com. Let me tell you, Jimâthis guy is a huge pussy. He does not deserve to call himself a citizen of Wisconsin or breathe the beautiful Milwaukee air that he is stealing from the other 600,000 plus residents of such a fine city. I know this is an unconventional request, but I was wondering; is it possible for you to have him relocated? Let Illinois, Iowa, or Minnesota deal with him and his quivering vagina, because Iâm tired of knowing that such a spineless coward lives in the Badger state. I'll try to get his name and address and forward them to you next week.
Thank you for your time, and I appreciate any help you could give us (the citizens of Wisconsin) in this matter.
Sincerely,
Tom ********
P.S. Happy birthday Fermundacheese.
Dear Mr. Doyle,
Hello, my name is Tom ******** and I am a manâs man. I drink lots of beer, support local sports teams, get testosterone highs, and scratch my testicles when they itch. I am also happy to say that I take great pride in being a Wisconsin resident since birth; I love this place with all my heart, and I doubt Iâll ever leave.
Anyway, Iâm writing to you today to express my concern with one of your citizens. I donât really know his real name, but I can tell you that he does visit a couple of internet forums and goes by the name âWhhpsshâ at http://www.uselessjunk.net and âTom Sizemoreâ at http://www.insanejunk.com. Let me tell you, Jimâthis guy is a huge pussy. He does not deserve to call himself a citizen of Wisconsin or breathe the beautiful Milwaukee air that he is stealing from the other 600,000 plus residents of such a fine city. I know this is an unconventional request, but I was wondering; is it possible for you to have him relocated? Let Illinois, Iowa, or Minnesota deal with him and his quivering vagina, because Iâm tired of knowing that such a spineless coward lives in the Badger state. I'll try to get his name and address and forward them to you next week.
Thank you for your time, and I appreciate any help you could give us (the citizens of Wisconsin) in this matter.
Sincerely,
Tom ********
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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