I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - Printable Version

+- InsaneTrain Forums (https://insanetrain.com)
+-- Forum: General (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=4)
+--- Forum: General Forum (https://insanetrain.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=8)
+--- Thread: I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter (/showthread.php?tid=29556)

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - TomFoolery - 08-31-2005

In the spirit of today's activities I figured it would be a good idea.

P.S. Happy birthday Fermundacheese.






Dear Mr. Doyle,

Hello, my name is Tom ******** and I am a man’s man. I drink lots of beer, support local sports teams, get testosterone highs, and scratch my testicles when they itch. I am also happy to say that I take great pride in being a Wisconsin resident since birth; I love this place with all my heart, and I doubt I’ll ever leave.

Anyway, I’m writing to you today to express my concern with one of your citizens. I don’t really know his real name, but I can tell you that he does visit a couple of internet forums and goes by the name “Whhpssh” at http://www.uselessjunk.net and “Tom Sizemore” at http://www.insanejunk.com. Let me tell you, Jim—this guy is a huge pussy. He does not deserve to call himself a citizen of Wisconsin or breathe the beautiful Milwaukee air that he is stealing from the other 600,000 plus residents of such a fine city. I know this is an unconventional request, but I was wondering; is it possible for you to have him relocated? Let Illinois, Iowa, or Minnesota deal with him and his quivering vagina, because I’m tired of knowing that such a spineless coward lives in the Badger state. I'll try to get his name and address and forward them to you next week.

Thank you for your time, and I appreciate any help you could give us (the citizens of Wisconsin) in this matter.


Sincerely,

Tom ********

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - Shadrach - 08-31-2005

:lool:
I wish I were the gov.

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-31-2005

FuckYoPost - Private Messaging, Hoover 2:49 pm.

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - WoolyGoat - 08-31-2005

:roll:

sin,
Larry

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - cannonman - 08-31-2005

I half believe this was sent today.

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - TomFoolery - 08-31-2005

cannonman Wrote:I half believe this was sent today.

Oh, it was sent. I've also mailed Joe Gibbs, Dan Castellanetta, and Larry Harris letters. I haven't heard back from Joe yet.

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-31-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:Oh, it was sent. I've also mailed Joe Gibbs, Dan Castellanetta, and Larry Harris letters. I haven't heard back from Joe yet.

bribe the guards with cigarettes. you'll get Joe's letter.

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - cannonman - 08-31-2005

I don't know why but I have the feeling your Xmas letters were marked returned to sender as a child.

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - VitaminE - 08-31-2005

TomFoolery Wrote:blah blah blah
Let Illinois, Iowa, or Minnesota deal with him and his quivering vagina, blah blah blah.


Sincerely,
Tom ********

Not Cool!

Sin,
Bdic, MT or VitE

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - Anhil8tor - 08-31-2005

why not send blanco one too

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - Anhil8tor - 08-10-2007

Anhil8tor Wrote:why not send blanco one too

she won't run for re-election...

something about katrina?

---

I Just Mailed Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle A Letter - who - 05-20-2008

Funny I don't remember this one

---