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The Rules of Bedroom Golf
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The Rules of Bedroom Golf

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and

keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course

owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid

damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary

until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may

result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately

upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time

to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed

bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have

played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played.

Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for

this reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own

protection.

10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been

properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the

first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they

discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all

times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be

temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this

situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is

the case.

12. The course owners is responsible for manicuring and pruning any

bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and

approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before

attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to

proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play

the same hole several times in one match.

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#2

email cut and paste is fresh.


Sin,


1998
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#3

you gotta cut him some slack, he's old-skool.
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#4

We'll start grading on a curve.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:email cut and paste is fresh.


Sin,


1998
Hey Bill Gates, I believe its COPY and paste!Click here for instructions on how to.:lool:



gotta RACK your post it was hilarious!
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Major Private Wrote:Hey Bill Gates, I believe its COPY and paste!Click here for instructions on how to.:lool:



gotta RACK your post it was hilarious!


eh.. you could Cut and paste too, depending....
Control-C == copy
Control-X == cut
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#7

I don't think this is about golf at all.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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Paddy Wrote:I don't think this is about golf at all.
You're a FUCKING GENIUS. I'm glad you are here to help us out.

:fuckYou:
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#9

Thread fucking sucks.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Devious Wrote:You're a FUCKING GENIUS. I'm glad you are here to help us out.

I won't always be there to hold your hand.

cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...

BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.

BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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#11

Worse thread ever!! Who was the fuckwit that started this thread?
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#12

I wish they had one of these for tennis.
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I wish they had one of these for tennis.

We could write one.
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Raiden Wrote:We could write one.

edit
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Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Okay I'm up for it. I'll go first




When playing a match, make sure your opponent has fresh balls at the ready. Old, dirty balls are not acceptable. Fuzzy balls are best.

That's not quite what I had in mind.
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#16

damnit
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#17

hahahahahahahaha
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#18

Crapola.
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Paddy Wrote:I won't always be there to hold your hand.
That's because you are always trying to tug on my cock..

:fuckYou:
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