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The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Major Private - 08-26-2005
The Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.
2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.
3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out.
4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.
5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
damage to the hole.
6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary
until the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so may
result in being denied permission to play the course again.
7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately
upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time
to admire the entire course with special attention to the well formed
bunkers.
8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have
played, or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played.
Upset course owners have been known to damage players equipment for
this reason.
9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own
protection.
10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been
properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the
first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they
discover someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.
11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this
situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play when this is
the case.
12. The course owners is responsible for manicuring and pruning any
bush around the hole to allow for improved viewing of, alignment with, and
approach to the hole.
13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before
attempting to play the back nine.
14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners request.
15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one match.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-26-2005
email cut and paste is fresh.
Sin,
1998
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Raiden - 08-26-2005
you gotta cut him some slack, he's old-skool.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-26-2005
We'll start grading on a curve.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Major Private - 08-26-2005
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:email cut and paste is fresh.Hey Bill Gates, I believe its COPY and paste!Click here for instructions on how to.:lool:
Sin,
1998
gotta RACK your post it was hilarious!
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - leucetios - 08-26-2005
Major Private Wrote:Hey Bill Gates, I believe its COPY and paste!Click here for instructions on how to.:lool:
gotta RACK your post it was hilarious!
eh.. you could Cut and paste too, depending....
Control-C == copy
Control-X == cut
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Paddy - 08-26-2005
I don't think this is about golf at all.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Devious - 08-26-2005
Paddy Wrote:I don't think this is about golf at all.You're a FUCKING GENIUS. I'm glad you are here to help us out.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - TomFoolery - 08-26-2005
Thread fucking sucks.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Paddy - 08-26-2005
Devious Wrote:You're a FUCKING GENIUS. I'm glad you are here to help us out.
I won't always be there to hold your hand.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Major Private - 08-26-2005
Worse thread ever!! Who was the fuckwit that started this thread?
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Blueeyedwoman - 08-26-2005
I wish they had one of these for tennis.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Raiden - 08-26-2005
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I wish they had one of these for tennis.
We could write one.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Blueeyedwoman - 08-26-2005
Raiden Wrote:We could write one.
edit
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Raiden - 08-26-2005
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Okay I'm up for it. I'll go first
When playing a match, make sure your opponent has fresh balls at the ready. Old, dirty balls are not acceptable. Fuzzy balls are best.
That's not quite what I had in mind.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Blueeyedwoman - 08-26-2005
damnit
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Raiden - 08-26-2005
hahahahahahahaha
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Blueeyedwoman - 08-26-2005
Crapola.
The Rules of Bedroom Golf - Devious - 08-26-2005
Paddy Wrote:I won't always be there to hold your hand.That's because you are always trying to tug on my cock..