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The 40 Year Old Virgin
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This is by far the greatest accomplishment in cinema ever.

Gone With The Wind, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, and all those foreign movies for pussies have nothing on this flick.





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BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

Its always funnier to a person if it hits them on a personal level.

See You In Toledo
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#3

BIRD33 Wrote:Its always funnier to a person if it hits them on a personal level.

Yeah, I totally didn't see that one coming from you. :roll:

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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SanDog

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

I saw this movie yesterday. I literally fell out of my chair laughing, twice.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#6

Tribal Dragon Wrote:I saw this movie yesterday. I literally fell out of my chair laughing, twice.

I may have my chest waxed ala Steve Carell. Seriously.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:I may have my chest waxed ala Steve Carell. Seriously.
Ouch.

Man-O-Lantern. :lool:

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#8

TomFoolery Wrote:SanDog

In. I saw this Fridat night. I was not expecting much going in, as I have never been a big fan of the guy. Then I saw it was by Apatow. The guy that did freaks and geeks and underclassmen on TV.
I gotta say, this movie rocked. The comedy was fantastic, all the actors were perfectly cast and I laughed a lot.
The broad who runs the electronics store slayed me with the Ecudorean Garderner "fuck buddy" shit.
Special shot out to Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan. The "I know your gay because" shit was epoch.

I highly recommend this flick.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#9

I read that Carrel did that chest waxing for real. Rack that shit. AHHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!!

TF if you do it, you gotta video that shit.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#10

SanDog Wrote:The comedy was fantastic, all the actors were perfectly cast and I laughed a lot.

2nd. Extra props to Romany Malco: he was $$$$.


SanDog Wrote:I highly recommend this flick.

2nd. I'm going to see it again tonight.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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SanDog Wrote:I read that Carrel did that chest waxing for real. Rack that shit. AHHHHHH KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!!!!

TF if you do it, you gotta video that shit.

It was real. They set up 5 cameras for the shot. He told Apatow that "It has to be real. It won't be as funny if it's mocked up or if it's special effect. You have to see that this is really happening."

If I do it (there's a good chance I will; I need to support this flick) there won't be a video shot, but I'll share the pics with a select few. I will also walk around town with my shirt off whenever possible.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:It was real. They set up 5 cameras for the shot. He told Apatow that "It has to be real. It won't be as funny if it's mocked up or if it's special effect. You have to see that this is really happening."

If I do it (there's a good chance I will; I need to support this flick) there won't be a video shot, but I'll share the pics with a select few. I will also walk around town with my shirt off whenever possible.

How about audio recording?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#13

SanDog Wrote:How about audio recording?

I'll see what I can do.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#14

TomFoolery Wrote:I'll see what I can do.

ebay the waxed off hair. include a picture with the certificate of authenticity. the winning bidder will be new ebay user "purplebunz", who will request that you ship it to her mother's address :ph34r:
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TomFoolery Wrote:I'll see what I can do.

That would be great.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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what? Wrote:ebay the waxed off hair. include a picture with the certificate of authenticity.

Will do.



what? Wrote:the winning bidder will be new ebay user "purplebunz", who will request that you ship it to her mother's address :ph34r:

Nice. :lol2:

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:It was real. They set up 5 cameras for the shot. He told Apatow that "It has to be real. It won't be as funny if it's mocked up or if it's special effect. You have to see that this is really happening."

If I do it (there's a good chance I will; I need to support this flick) there won't be a video shot, but I'll share the pics with a select few. I will also walk around town with my shirt off whenever possible.


If my tits were as good as yours I might consider doing this.
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#18

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:If my tits were as good as yours I might consider doing this.

Don't sell yourself short judge, you are a tremendous slouch.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#19

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:If my tits were as good as yours I might consider doing this.

maybe you just need to wax your chest?
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#20

I've got an appointment with B.J. at "The Look" (8338 Washington Ave. Suites 111 & 112 for anyone interested) tomorrow after work. A normal wax is $30, but they will more than likely charge me only $15. I left a copy of this picture so the woman knows what she has to do:

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I'll post pictures if one of the following IT members shows their tits here first: PBA, Christy, BEW, Banana, PH, or anyone* not named pepsi, APB, or Dora. If the shit doesn't happen then don't even worry about PMing me because you want a picture and we're "tight". Either everyone wins or nobody wins.











*Subject to change. No purchase necessary. For official rules and contest entry forms please visit:

http://www.pleasewomenhelpthisboard.com.


Edit: The pictures posted will be of my semi-waxed chest, the waxing process itself, and the used waxing strips with ripped-out chest hair.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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