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My stapler broke last week...
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and I told my stupid bitch of a secretary to get me a red swingline.


Bitch got me a maroon office depot stapler..


what a cunt.
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#2

Make her sit on your desk and rub her cock socket
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#3

The chick who answers the company phones is not "my secretary". She is the receptionist.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:The chick who answers the company phones is not "my secretary". She is the receptionist.


This bitch dosen't answer the phone.. she does our books.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:This bitch dosen't answer the phone.. she does our books.

Then she is the accounting bitch, not your secretary, don't try to make yourself look more important than you are.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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SanDog Wrote:Then she is the accounting bitch, not your secretary, don't try to make yourself look more important than you are.


she does what I tell her... that equals secretary to me. She however fucked up my stapler order... ><

but her job in essence is accounts payable and receivable.
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Anhil8tor Wrote:she does what I tell her... that equals secretary to me. She however fucked up my stapler order... ><

but her job in essence is accounts payable and receivable.

I would say by your definition that my wife is my secretary, but I would be lying. Cry

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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Anhil8tor Wrote:she does what I tell her... that equals secretary to me. She however fucked up my stapler order... ><

but her job in essence is accounts payable and receivable.

Maybe she just has a case of killer coochie and f~cked your stapler till it turned a different color.......
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#9

Bill.. you aren't getting laid are you.

Meet me in atlanta and what? will hook you up.
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#10

Anhil8tor Wrote:Bill.. you aren't getting laid are you.

Meet me in atlanta and what? will hook you up.

I'm too tired to even think about talking Mrs Bill into giving me some nookie..
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