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My stapler broke last week... - Anhil8tor - 08-22-2005

and I told my stupid bitch of a secretary to get me a red swingline.


Bitch got me a maroon office depot stapler..


what a cunt.

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My stapler broke last week... - Jdub - 08-22-2005

Make her sit on your desk and rub her cock socket

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My stapler broke last week... - SanDog - 08-22-2005

The chick who answers the company phones is not "my secretary". She is the receptionist.

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My stapler broke last week... - Anhil8tor - 08-22-2005

SanDog Wrote:The chick who answers the company phones is not "my secretary". She is the receptionist.

This bitch dosen't answer the phone.. she does our books.

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My stapler broke last week... - SanDog - 08-22-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:This bitch dosen't answer the phone.. she does our books.

Then she is the accounting bitch, not your secretary, don't try to make yourself look more important than you are.

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My stapler broke last week... - Anhil8tor - 08-22-2005

SanDog Wrote:Then she is the accounting bitch, not your secretary, don't try to make yourself look more important than you are.

she does what I tell her... that equals secretary to me. She however fucked up my stapler order... ><

but her job in essence is accounts payable and receivable.

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My stapler broke last week... - SanDog - 08-22-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:she does what I tell her... that equals secretary to me. She however fucked up my stapler order... ><

but her job in essence is accounts payable and receivable.

I would say by your definition that my wife is my secretary, but I would be lying.

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My stapler broke last week... - Bill - 08-22-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:she does what I tell her... that equals secretary to me. She however fucked up my stapler order... ><

but her job in essence is accounts payable and receivable.

Maybe she just has a case of killer coochie and f~cked your stapler till it turned a different color.......

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My stapler broke last week... - Anhil8tor - 08-22-2005

Bill.. you aren't getting laid are you.

Meet me in atlanta and what? will hook you up.

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My stapler broke last week... - Bill - 08-22-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:Bill.. you aren't getting laid are you.

Meet me in atlanta and what? will hook you up.

I'm too tired to even think about talking Mrs Bill into giving me some nookie..

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