[SporK]

from some bitch I nailed a year ago and haven't seen for at least 7 months.

Ring ring

Spork: "2am? You're lucky I'm awake bitch"
Girl: "yeah yeah whatever...listen you wanna go to Canada?"
Spork: "What? Canada? Do I fucking sound like I wanna go to Canada?"
Girl: "Listen let's go to Canada. It's me, my friend and her BF."
Spork: "What does this have to do with me? I hate Canada."
Girl: "Yeah. I need someone to go to Canada with. You'll get laid."
Spork: "So what you're telling me is that you're willing to suck my dick in exchange for my presence in Canada?"
Girl "uh...yeah."
...
.....
......
Girl: "Fine! Don't go!"
Click.

Pm me for her phone number.

-Spork

[ntype]

Upon reading your stories I'm quite sure that you stopped seeing girls about a year ago and that you are exploring "new ways" (sup fag).

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Unless the chick was banging.......I cant say it would tempt me to go to Canada either.

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

wgaf?


Sin

MT

[Jimmy]

Prolly needs you to go cause she's so fugly no Canadian dude would nail her.

[Anhil8tor]

i am starting to think spork is a 19 year old high schooler living with his parents and he is trying to live vicairously (sp?) through the movies.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

i am starting to think spork is a 19 year old high schooler living with his parents and he is trying to live vicairously (sp?) through the movies.

Spork is a troll plain and simple. The sooner you fuckers quit trying to figure him/her out the better.

[cLaY]

Spork is a troll plain and simple. The sooner you fuckers quit trying to figure him/her out the better.

1/2 troll, half ignorant fuck trying to look like a bad ass.

[Banana]

Unless the chick was banging.......I cant say it would tempt me to go to Canada either.

You should try it before you knock it. :*>

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

You should try it before you knock it. :*>

I said unless the chick was bangin......... :$

[Banana]

I said unless the chick was bangin......... :$

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When will you be here?

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

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When will you be here?

Leaving now. :lol2:

[Banana]

Just for the record: I did not call Spork.

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[Blueeyedwoman]

How is it that I find Spork's stories interesting and yet hate them at the same time?

[SporK]

Spork is Spork.

Spork stories are accounts of Spork's life.

Please, one at a time for autographs. Thanks.

-Spork

[minorthreat]

That Spork.....he has the cure for the daily blues.