I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call:

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I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - SporK - 08-17-2005

from some bitch I nailed a year ago and haven't seen for at least 7 months.

Ring ring

Spork: "2am? You're lucky I'm awake bitch"
Girl: "yeah yeah whatever...listen you wanna go to Canada?"
Spork: "What? Canada? Do I fucking sound like I wanna go to Canada?"
Girl: "Listen let's go to Canada. It's me, my friend and her BF."
Spork: "What does this have to do with me? I hate Canada."
Girl: "Yeah. I need someone to go to Canada with. You'll get laid."
Spork: "So what you're telling me is that you're willing to suck my dick in exchange for my presence in Canada?"
Girl "uh...yeah."
...
.....
......
Girl: "Fine! Don't go!"
Click.

Pm me for her phone number.

-Spork

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - ntype - 08-17-2005

Upon reading your stories I'm quite sure that you stopped seeing girls about a year ago and that you are exploring "new ways" (sup fag).

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

Unless the chick was banging.......I cant say it would tempt me to go to Canada either.

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Flumper Barflusterbutt - 08-17-2005

wgaf?

Sin

MT

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Jimmy - 08-17-2005

Prolly needs you to go cause she's so fugly no Canadian dude would nail her.

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Anhil8tor - 08-17-2005

i am starting to think spork is a 19 year old high schooler living with his parents and he is trying to live vicairously (sp?) through the movies.

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:i am starting to think spork is a 19 year old high schooler living with his parents and he is trying to live vicairously (sp?) through the movies.

Spork is a troll plain and simple. The sooner you fuckers quit trying to figure him/her out the better.

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - cLaY - 08-17-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Spork is a troll plain and simple. The sooner you fuckers quit trying to figure him/her out the better.

1/2 troll, half ignorant fuck trying to look like a bad ass.

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Banana - 08-17-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:Unless the chick was banging.......I cant say it would tempt me to go to Canada either.

You should try it before you knock it. :*>

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

Banana Wrote:You should try it before you knock it. :*>

I said unless the chick was bangin......... Wink

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Banana - 08-17-2005

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I said unless the chick was bangin......... :$

:$

When will you be here? Wink

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Gadonkadonk Money Dawg - 08-17-2005

Banana Wrote::$

When will you be here?

Leaving now. :lol2:

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Banana - 08-17-2005

Just for the record: I did not call Spork.

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I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - Blueeyedwoman - 08-17-2005

How is it that I find Spork's stories interesting and yet hate them at the same time?

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - SporK - 08-18-2005

Spork is Spork.

Spork stories are accounts of Spork's life.

Please, one at a time for autographs. Thanks.

-Spork

I just woke up. It's nearly 2am. I get this phone call: - minorthreat - 08-18-2005

That Spork.....he has the cure for the daily blues.