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I Wiped My Ass With a Piece of Paper Towel This Morning
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Also, my cat pissed all over the towel I use to dry off after I shower. The thing stunk, so I left it there.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#2

Good idea.
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#3

you poor fuck, we have a spare room at our place...i'm sure the woman wouldn't mind sleeping there if you wanted to come stay with us.
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#4

Hands down, the best thread of the day.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Also, my cat pissed all over the towel I use to dry off after I shower. The thing stunk, so I left it there.


you own a cat? and your a guy? no wonder you dont get laid.
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cLaY Wrote:you poor fuck, we have a spare room at our place...i'm sure the woman wouldn't mind sleeping there if you wanted to come stay with us.


funniest shit all day :lool:
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hoax Wrote:you own a cat? and your a guy? no wonder you dont get laid.

Maybe I should get a job at Chili's. I heard dudes that work there get all the chicks.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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TomFoolery Wrote:Maybe I should get a job at Chili's. I heard dudes that work there get all the chicks.

Ha!

See You In Toledo
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It's always a good time making fun of hoax.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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Good times.I'm getting all weepy here and shit.

See You In Toledo
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hoax Wrote:you own a cat? and your a guy? no wonder you dont get laid.


This is really ironic since his little e-heart has been broken about three times now. When he begs Violet to fuck him, it's extra funny.
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