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Best Life Lesson sayings...
#1

what are some of your best life lesson sayings...
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#2

Always and never don't last forever.

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#3

If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again. ~Flavia Weedn

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#4

never, ever let it touch the sides...

if our balls don't touch, we won't look gay...
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#5

Never fuck the birds in your own nest.

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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#6

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.. make an ugly woman your wife.
(I think that's a song)

You can never turn a whore into a housewife.
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#7

never run a meat grinder nekkid.
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#8

Actions speak louder than words.
That really helps out a gullible ass like myself.
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#9

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe
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#10

I'll sleep next week.
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#11

Trust no one.
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#12

You born alone, you die alone; everything else is only an illusion
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#13

Anhil8tor Wrote:If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.. make an ugly woman your wife.
(I think that's a song)

You can never turn a whore into a housewife.

it is: ..............never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you

great song


......hey, i saw your wife the other day
yeah? she's ugly but she sure can cook

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#14

A whisky glass and a womens ass can make a fool of any man.

See You In Toledo
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#15

snarg Wrote:it is: ..............never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you

great song


......hey, i saw your wife the other day
yeah? she's ugly but she sure can cook

:mellow:
How'd you know my ole lady can cook?
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#16

A rolling stone gathers no moss. :lol:

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#17

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

no good deed goes unpunished

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#18

I'm surrounded by idiots.
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#19

Beaucephus Wrote:I'm surrounded by idiots.

Kings are always surrounded by their loyal subjects.

Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard. :clap:
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#20

Don't fry bacon nakid.
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