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Best Life Lesson sayings... - Anhil8tor - 08-16-2005

what are some of your best life lesson sayings...


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Odysseus - 08-16-2005

Always and never don't last forever.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Odysseus - 08-16-2005

If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again. ~Flavia Weedn


Best Life Lesson sayings... - cLaY - 08-16-2005

never, ever let it touch the sides...

if our balls don't touch, we won't look gay...


Best Life Lesson sayings... - leeman - 08-16-2005

Never fuck the birds in your own nest.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Anhil8tor - 08-16-2005

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.. make an ugly woman your wife.
(I think that's a song)

You can never turn a whore into a housewife.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Bill - 08-16-2005

never run a meat grinder nekkid.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Shadrach - 08-16-2005

Actions speak louder than words.
That really helps out a gullible ass like myself.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Anhil8tor - 08-16-2005

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe


Best Life Lesson sayings... - ntype - 08-16-2005

I'll sleep next week.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Blondie - 08-16-2005

Trust no one.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - ntype - 08-16-2005

You born alone, you die alone; everything else is only an illusion


Best Life Lesson sayings... - snarg - 08-16-2005

Anhil8tor Wrote:If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.. make an ugly woman your wife.
(I think that's a song)

You can never turn a whore into a housewife.

it is: ..............never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you

great song


......hey, i saw your wife the other day
yeah? she's ugly but she sure can cook


Best Life Lesson sayings... - BIRD33 - 08-16-2005

A whisky glass and a womens ass can make a fool of any man.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Anhil8tor - 08-16-2005

snarg Wrote:it is: ..............never make a pretty woman your wife
so from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you

great song


......hey, i saw your wife the other day
yeah? she's ugly but she sure can cook

:mellow:
How'd you know my ole lady can cook?


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Jimmy - 08-16-2005

A rolling stone gathers no moss. :lol:


Best Life Lesson sayings... - snarg - 08-16-2005

the road to hell is paved with good intentions

no good deed goes unpunished


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Beaucephus - 08-16-2005

I'm surrounded by idiots.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - Jimmy - 08-16-2005

Beaucephus Wrote:I'm surrounded by idiots.

Kings are always surrounded by their loyal subjects.


Best Life Lesson sayings... - VitaminE - 08-16-2005

Don't fry bacon nakid.