[SporK]

Instructions on how to go about getting a chance to suck my cock:

1. Post three authentic pictures of yourself as explained below:
1a. Picture 1 - a face shot with "Hi Spork" written on your forehead.
1b. Picture 2 - A tit shot with "I <3 Spork" written on your tits.
1c. Picture 3 - A full body picture with both of the slogans still on your body.
2. Wait for further instructions.

-Spork

[snarg]

how are the book sales going??

:loool:

[SporK]

Very well.

-Spork

[lostinthewoods]

Where can I purchase your book ?

[SporK]

Where can I purchase your book ?

At this time, you can only reserve a copy.

-Spork

[lostinthewoods]

Keep me posted.

[CT280]

i should have thought of this long ago.

[Blondie]

I can't believe none of the girls jumped on this.

[SporK]

I can't believe none of the girls jumped on this.

You IT bitches don't know a good thing when you see it.

-Spork

[Swits]

Awe, the dirty skanks are turning you down and you're trying to get some on-line. You're more pathetic than Yoshi.

[Blueeyedwoman]

You IT bitches don't know a good thing when you see it.

-Spork

Actually, I do.

[SporK]

Actually, I do.

Shut up, you filthy bucket of anal juice.

Don't talk to me unless you plan to send me money.

-Spork

[SporK]

Awe, the dirty skanks are turning you down and you're trying to get some on-line. You're more pathetic than Yoshi.

Hey dumb polack bitch,

"I <3 Spork" on tits or STFU

thx gw

-Spork