[Dr. Lecter]

- Duck Sauce (actually, today at lunch. We have extra packets at work and I had to try. Inspired this thread)

- Shampoo (not good- dries out the magic stick)

- Lotion (duh)

- My own pre-cum

- Hershey's Chocolate syrup and Spit (had to spit about 10 times to get the nice mix of friction and slipperiness)

- Ketchup (do NOT knock it, fuckers)

- Castrol Motor Oil (stands up against thermal breakdown? Good enuf for me)

- Coppertone SPF 8 (see "lotion")

- a banana peel (slippery? not so much after about 2 minutes) :$

[Banana]

- a banana peel (slippery? not so much after about 2 minutes) :$

:wub: Don't knock fucking a banana.

[Dr. Lecter]

:wub: Don't knock fucking a banana.

:bn_ph34r:

It was before I met you here though... may be time for another fruit fuck. :xrate:

[WoolyGoat]

- Shampoo (not good- dries out the magic stick)

Try conditioner :wub: :ph34r:

[cLaY]

Try conditioner :wub: :ph34r:

2nd

[VitaminE]

Avoid these

[Banana]

This thread is making me hot. :drool:

[VitaminE]

Wait till Minorthreat shows up. That fukker knows a thing or two about unorthodox lubes. I'd follow his advice like he's David Coresh(sp) or somethin'.

[Bill]

astro glide is the shiznit!.....just sayin

[cLaY]

ball sweat
puppy slobber
hair gell
vicks vaporub

[Fairiedust]

This thread is making me hot. :drool:

2nd

[VitaminE]

ball sweat
puppy slobber
hair gell
vicks vaporub

There's no reason the Finacee should be congested.

[Banana]

ball sweat
puppy slobber
hair gell
vicks vaporub

This thread WAS making me hot. ><

[cLaY]

There's no reason the Finacee should be congested.

she has to have the wang close enough to her body to inhale the vapors...that sir has not happened in quite some time.

[cLaY]

This thread WAS making me hot. ><

don't knock it until you try it.

[Bill]

spit / slobber
vaginal juices (not mine, don't ask)
coconut oil
baby oil
various personal lubricants (astro glide, etc)
vasaline (too sticky)
Shaving cream....again don't ask.

this list could get long

[Banana]

don't knock it until you try it.

Who says I haven't?

[VitaminE]

I bet I've used a half dozen that start with B

Brass polish
Bearing grease
Brylcream
Buck Scent
Borden's Condensed Milk

Nope just 5, but I did fuck a turkey Baster (does that count?)

[leucetios]

powdered Quik offers a nice texture dry, or you can wet it a little for a thicker slippery rub down :ph34r:

[SanDog]

powdered Quik offers a nice texture dry, or you can wet it a little for a thicker slippery rub down :ph34r:

Then you can eat the gooey lube when you are finished. I like the way you think Leu.