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Lubes I've spanked it with - Dr. Lecter - 07-20-2005

- Duck Sauce (actually, today at lunch. We have extra packets at work and I had to try. Inspired this thread)

- Shampoo (not good- dries out the magic stick)

- Lotion (duh)

- My own pre-cum

- Hershey's Chocolate syrup and Spit (had to spit about 10 times to get the nice mix of friction and slipperiness)

- Ketchup (do NOT knock it, fuckers)

- Castrol Motor Oil (stands up against thermal breakdown? Good enuf for me)

- Coppertone SPF 8 (see "lotion")

- a banana peel (slippery? not so much after about 2 minutes) :$

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Banana - 07-20-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:- a banana peel (slippery? not so much after about 2 minutes) :$

:wub: Don't knock fucking a banana.

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Dr. Lecter - 07-20-2005

Banana Wrote::wub: Don't knock fucking a banana.

:bn_ph34r:

It was before I met you here though... may be time for another fruit fuck. :xrate:

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Lubes I've spanked it with - WoolyGoat - 07-20-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:- Shampoo (not good- dries out the magic stick)

Try conditioner :wub: :ph34r:

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Lubes I've spanked it with - cLaY - 07-20-2005

WoolyGoat Wrote:Try conditioner :wub: :ph34r:

2nd

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Lubes I've spanked it with - VitaminE - 07-20-2005

Avoid these

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Banana - 07-20-2005

This thread is making me hot. :drool:

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Lubes I've spanked it with - VitaminE - 07-20-2005

Wait till Minorthreat shows up. That fukker knows a thing or two about unorthodox lubes. I'd follow his advice like he's David Coresh(sp) or somethin'.

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Bill - 07-20-2005

astro glide is the shiznit!.....just sayin

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Lubes I've spanked it with - cLaY - 07-20-2005

ball sweat
puppy slobber
hair gell
vicks vaporub

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Fairiedust - 07-20-2005

Banana Wrote:This thread is making me hot. :drool:

2nd

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Lubes I've spanked it with - VitaminE - 07-20-2005

cLaY Wrote:ball sweat
puppy slobber
hair gell
vicks vaporub

There's no reason the Finacee should be congested.

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Banana - 07-20-2005

cLaY Wrote:ball sweat
puppy slobber
hair gell
vicks vaporub

This thread WAS making me hot. ><

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Lubes I've spanked it with - cLaY - 07-20-2005

VitaminE Wrote:There's no reason the Finacee should be congested.

she has to have the wang close enough to her body to inhale the vapors...that sir has not happened in quite some time.

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Lubes I've spanked it with - cLaY - 07-20-2005

Banana Wrote:This thread WAS making me hot. ><

don't knock it until you try it.

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Bill - 07-20-2005

spit / slobber
vaginal juices (not mine, don't ask)
coconut oil
baby oil
various personal lubricants (astro glide, etc)
vasaline (too sticky)
Shaving cream....again don't ask.

this list could get long

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Lubes I've spanked it with - Banana - 07-20-2005

cLaY Wrote:don't knock it until you try it.

Who says I haven't?

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Lubes I've spanked it with - VitaminE - 07-20-2005

I bet I've used a half dozen that start with B

Brass polish
Bearing grease
Brylcream
Buck Scent
Borden's Condensed Milk

Nope just 5, but I did fuck a turkey Baster (does that count?)

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Lubes I've spanked it with - leucetios - 07-20-2005

powdered Quik offers a nice texture dry, or you can wet it a little for a thicker slippery rub down :ph34r:

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Lubes I've spanked it with - SanDog - 07-20-2005

leucetios Wrote:powdered Quik offers a nice texture dry, or you can wet it a little for a thicker slippery rub down :ph34r:

Then you can eat the gooey lube when you are finished. I like the way you think Leu.

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