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Empty bus last night
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There was like 5 people on the bus. I usually sit in the back so I can play games on the laptop in peace. However, due to the lack of passengers, I watched a bunch of porn clips. It wasn't easy to keep my hands off the hook, but I made it to the bus stop without unzipping. Walking off the bus was a little uncomfortable with my briefcase in front of me. I did subsequently pull off the road near a corn field to release the poisons.

Thanks for listening!
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#2

Dude. You ride the bus?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#3

SanDog Wrote:Dude. You ride the bus?

no, correct question is :

so do you have some "particular feelings" for corn fields ?
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ntype Wrote:no, correct question is :

so do you have some "particular feelings" for corn fields ?

You ever had an ear of corn up your ass? If so you would understand.

Fuck.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:You ever had an ear of corn up your ass? If so you would understand.

Huh no

ok now step back gently and keep your hands in sight.
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#6

SanDog Wrote:Dude. You ride the bus?
rides the short bus

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