I was working at a restaurant as a waiter and one day was assigned a large party of 40 people to serve. I noticed that there was one gentleman seated so that his left side was against the wall even though there were two empty chairs on the other side of the table. I asked him "did they force you to sit here because you are left handed?", whereupon he showed me his left arm which was nothing more than a stump due to amputation. I got nervous and then made things worse by asking "did you use to be?"....needless to say I was too embarrassed to continue waiting on that party, so I had to give it to someone else :blink:
I bought some stuff at Target and went over to the bathrooms. Finished and left and got to my car when some nice little old lady stopped me and told me my dress was tucked. I was confused at first. She pointed. I looked and saw my thigh! Ugh. The left side of my dress was stuck in the waist band of my panties. Lovely.
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Due to some I will post my here as well then ....
I was pissed drunk at a big student party....
We were at a big campus, I had borrowed an apartment for me and my girlfriend.
She went home earlier due to too much drinking and I partied on.
Later when I was going to back to the apartment, (a campus ... all houses look the same.. You know) I remembered that she had the only key.
Well when i got to the apartment i noticed the balcony stod open so i climbed in. Undressed in the dark and crept up in bed.
WRONG BED WRONG APARTMENT.
She called the cops and I had to spend the night in a cell.
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
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To be honest? Nothing was worse than waiting for pubic hair and being made to shower after gym class in 9th grade.
I prayed to the hair god every day.
Now that Muslim's use my back to pray on, the hair god can please stop now. I'm good.
(not as alarming as Leeman or Lovely's, but there you have it.)
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I was at a party in 8th grade and a girl wanted to go for it! I had to talk my way out of it. Ohhh, God, I was sooooo mortified.
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My most embarassing moment is a colaboration of many.
I got my ass kicked by one of my good friends in a mexican club once. She was the prettiest girl there, i was the token blue eyed, blonde white girl and we were inseperable. well we parted ways, and she got mad at me one nite and came up to me on the dance floor and pulled my head back by my bun and slammed my zima bottle that was in my hand down on my eye, and i had those ridges from the bottom of the bottle all around my eye like a tattoo... needless to say, i wasn't the cute white girl of the club anymore...
It's always embarassing to find out your boyfriend has cheated on you, especially by the girl he cheated on you with.
I know i acted like a real fool when i partied back in college. being geeked wasn't always alot of fun... especially when you clean your cat box with a q-tip.....
Finding the fat pictures of me before i lost weight posted on the internet by an ex.... very embarassing.
The drunk pictures of me at the river posing with my friends, not knowing my boob was hanging out.... Not sure who all has that pic on their camera....
Realizing that all these crappy guys i've dated who've lied and cheated on me, were the ones to dump me. That's very embarassing. Like love will conquer all.... lol.
But i remember one of the first most embarassing moments was sitting at rosemeade pool when i was like 12, not realizing that i needed to shave a bikini line, and tony wooten yelling at me to tuck my bush in before people make fun of me... like he hadn't just drawn attention to my crotch anyway... i felt violated he was looking there.
oh to be twelve again.... lol.
