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I hear from a reputable source that this guy pretends to be a pothead just so he can purchase 3 foot bongs to slide in his shitter. I also hear SQ Bimmer is usually around when this happens, and he sucks up the ass air through the slide.
SQ Bimmer: "Dude, I just got a crucial hit!"
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Raiden got a job at a sporting goods store just so he could say "I work for Dick's."
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What's the difference between a rooster and Raiden?
A rooster says "cock-a-doodle doo" and
Raiden says "Please shit on my face while I eat your balls and take a huge dick in my ass."
I may have paraphrased a bit. Roosters don't really sound like that.
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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Dr. Lecter.)
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Raiden's cock port has had more traffic than Route 66 in its lifetime.
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So I am gathering Raiden is gay? Is that what you are trying to get across?
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Raiden's asshole is so gaping wide, he is known as the "King of the Muddy Higgins".
Seence my BrueEyeSrut no hele. You tink dis Laiden peepo ret me put my cock in him mouf?
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Raiden sprays his face and hair with Pam to aid the semen cleanup process.
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Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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Raiden's asshole is so runny and leaky from constant ass reamings, he calls his boyfriend "Olestra".
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
Raiden could suck start a leaf blower.
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Dim Phuc Wrote:Seence my BrueEyeSrut no hele. You tink dis Laiden peepo ret me put my cock in him mouf?
I like to sucky sucky.
