[TomFoolery]

I got really fucked after 2 bowls of nugs, some Milwaukee's Best Ice, Miller Lite, Miller Genuine Draft, Petron, Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels, Jagerbombs, and whatever else I drank that I don't remember.

Got multiple lap dances and many sets of tits in the face. Standard strip club shit, nothing out of the ordinary except for the little extra attention received after my friends told the strippers it was my birthday.

Hung onto a parking meter after bar close for 1/2 hour so I wouldn't fall down. Puked on myself and didn't care. Had to be carried to the car and inside my place to the bedroom.

Got up the next morning still drunk, went to the bathroom to take a shit, and woke up sitting on the toilet. I may have been asleep there for more than an hour. I don't know.

Woke up 4 hours later (2:30 p.m.) still drunk. Spent the rest of the day Saturday recovering.

[CT280]

how many cocks were sucked while you were sleeping on the toilet?

[Fairiedust]

damn..everything sounded good till the getting drunk sick part

[Dr. Lecter]

That is just about on target with my expectations. Make sure to send all your friends some flowers, or offer up the stinky cavern as a thank you.

[VitaminE]

Birthdays rock.

[Bill]

Birthdays rock.

But at our age they start to loose some of their luster.

[paybacksare]

Where are the pics?

[paybacksare]

And you obviously forgot our 2 am phone sex.
Idiot.

[Bill]

glad you had a good time Tom.....did anyone take any pics of the night that you would feel comfortable posting?

[TomFoolery]

glad you had a good time Tom.....did anyone take any pics of the night that you would feel comfortable posting?

There is a picture of me passed out on the parking meter, if I can get it emailed to me I may consider posting it.

[Bill]

There is a picture of me passed out on the parking meter, if I can get it emailed to me I may consider posting it.

If I was a meter maid I'd have shoved a ticket up your butt.