05-18-2005, 04:06 PM
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the
wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets
for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the
husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story.....
Men might be ungrateful idiots....But fairies are......female.
wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the
wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets
for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a
lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the
husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story.....
Men might be ungrateful idiots....But fairies are......female.
