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One for Fairie - Blueeyedwoman - 05-18-2005

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet

beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other
for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
the
wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets
for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well
this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a

lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed; but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and - abracadabra! - the

husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story.....

Men might be ungrateful idiots....But fairies are......female.

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One for Fairie - snarg - 05-19-2005

Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Men might be ungrateful idiots....But fairies are......female.

not at IT, they ain't (sup all you phags?)

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One for Fairie - Fairiedust - 05-19-2005

:loool: :loool: That was classic!!

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