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Theres lots of Bad news on Here today
#1

So I thought a joke would make it funny.

There is a guy that has a flat tire and he goes to the nearest farm house to get a telephone for some help for his car. he knocks on the door and no body answers it but he knows their are people in the house because he can see the lights on and sees some other stuff so that he knows they are there. So he goes to the window and looks in and sees an old man nude and sitting in a rocking chair pointing at something and waving his arms. The nthere is this nude old woman sitting in a rocking chair beside him and she is shooting him the finger and squeezing her tits together. so he goes to another farmhouse to get some help because he thinks these people are retarded or something and he tells the guy there in that house what he saw in that other house. He said it was nothing that the old man was telling her something and she was saying fuck yoiu i milked the cows.
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#2

I didnt laugh this time. I hope its me and Ernie isnt losing his touch.
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#3

Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:I didnt laugh this time. I hope its me and Ernie isnt losing his touch.

2nd.

I demand the world but offer nothing in return.
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#4

I laughed. Cause it's Ernie telling it.
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