Can I see the tag on your shirt? Yep, just as I suspected - Made In Heaven.
Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
I actually had a guy use this one on me:
I hope that when God made you, he didn't break the mold cause every woman should be as beautiful as you.
And to think......"Wanna Fuck?" used to work just fine for me.
Hey, I have a thermometer. Your place or mine? ('sup CT?)
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You must be Banana, because you've got "a peel"... :ph34r:
suzy Wrote:Seriously, I hope you like to be peed on.
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I hope you don't work for PETA, because I was thinking about tearing your pussy up.
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"Can I smell yer butt?"
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.
I've heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?
Hi, my name's (your name). Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!
Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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Here's one I actually got at a party. Dunno if he actually meant it as a pick up line or not:
"I can't take my eyes off your tits."
Classy, huh?
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guy sticks fingers in water and splashes gal
then says to her, we better to to my palce and get you out of those wet clothes
I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk. A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind. A need to return to genuine practice, right effort. Need to push on the great doubt. Need for the spirit. Hang on to the clear light.
Thomas Merton
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once I herd:
Once ya try Black Bart, ya never go back.
Then a feller told me he'd let me keep my spurs on if'n I vinegar rinse my cooter. Reckon it was a wee bit to outdoorsy-like for his preference.
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