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Worst Pick Up Lines - Banana - 05-09-2005

Can I see the tag on your shirt? Yep, just as I suspected - Made In Heaven.


Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven?


I actually had a guy use this one on me:
I hope that when God made you, he didn't break the mold cause every woman should be as beautiful as you.

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Worst Pick Up Lines - Bill - 05-09-2005

And to think......"Wanna Fuck?" used to work just fine for me.

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Worst Pick Up Lines - Banana - 05-09-2005

Hey, I have a thermometer. Your place or mine? ('sup CT?)

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Worst Pick Up Lines - Dr. Lecter - 05-09-2005

You must be Banana, because you've got "a peel"... :ph34r:

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Worst Pick Up Lines - Banana - 05-09-2005

Dr. Lecter Wrote:You must be Banana, because you've got "a peel"... :ph34r:

A+ :loool:

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Worst Pick Up Lines - asshat - 05-09-2005

I hope you don't work for PETA, because I was thinking about tearing your pussy up.

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Worst Pick Up Lines - CodeWarrior - 05-09-2005

Bill Wrote:And to think......"Wanna Fuck?" used to work just fine for me.

Works better if you add a compliment, like "Nice shirt, wanna fuck?"

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Worst Pick Up Lines - cLaY - 05-09-2005

"Can I smell yer butt?"

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Worst Pick Up Lines - doofy - 05-09-2005

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you between f and ck.

I've heard that sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?

Hi, my name's (your name). Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!

Hey baby are you wearing your space underwear tonight? Because your ass is out of this world!

Hi, let me interrupt you for a moment. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

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Worst Pick Up Lines - Blueeyedwoman - 05-09-2005

Here's one I actually got at a party. Dunno if he actually meant it as a pick up line or not:

"I can't take my eyes off your tits."

Classy, huh?

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Worst Pick Up Lines - Charon - 05-09-2005

Banana Wrote:Can I see the tag on your shirt? Yep, just as I suspected - Made In Sweden.


Did it hurt?
Did what hurt?
When you fell from heaven?
Cause you sure got beat up on the way down !


I actually had (Jimmy) use this one on me:
I hope that when God made you, he didn't break the mold cause every woman should be as beautiful as you.

ftty

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Worst Pick Up Lines - snarg - 05-09-2005

guy sticks fingers in water and splashes gal
then says to her, we better to to my palce and get you out of those wet clothes

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Worst Pick Up Lines - Calamity Jane421 - 05-09-2005

once I herd:
Once ya try Black Bart, ya never go back.

Then a feller told me he'd let me keep my spurs on if'n I vinegar rinse my cooter. Reckon it was a wee bit to outdoorsy-like for his preference.

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