[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

How do ya'll feel about guys going to tanning salons? My wife bought me a tanning pass for my B-day(a subtle reminder I got a bit pasty over the winter).
Anyhow the chicks that work there look at me like "What the fuck are you doing here?" everytime I walk in. Serious replies only.

[Fairiedust]

she's obviousily a lesbian....chicks like to see tan lines too...not to mention the fact it helps too look like your breathing...

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

she's obviousily a lesbian....chicks like to see tan lines too...not to mention the fact it helps too look like your breathing...

I tan naked so there are no tan lines. Is this a bad thing?

[ClamDigger]

mullets with a tan don't mix

[Dr. Lecter]

I don't see a problem with it. Sometimes you can get so pasty you look ill. A little color on one's face helps make you look younger.
Look out not to stay in there too long ('sup George Hamilton)

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

mullets with a tan don't mix

Hmmm. Next time I feel like I want a mullet I will remember that. Thanks. :roll:

[Anhil8tor]

How do ya'll feel about guys going to tanning salons?
My wife bought me a tanning pass for my B-day(a subtle reminder I got a bit pasty over the winter).
Anyhow the chicks that work there look at me like "What the fuck are you doing here?" everytime I walk in. Serious replies only.

gay!

I have been mistaken for Casper on several occasions... So I got a friend with a boat to take me fishing twice... I now have a subtle pink hue.

[PurpleHaze]

Honestly.....

I think a guy going to a tanning bed is a little metro-sexulist. I'd never quit ragging on my husband if he went. But....a tan is hot, so whatever.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Honestly.....

I think a guy going to a tanning bed is a little metro-sexulist. I'd never quit ragging on my husband if he went. But....a tan is hot, so whatever.

Hmmmm. My sister calls me that too. She says is cause I always wear suits. So the tanning adds to it huh?

[Bill]

whatever happend to just going outside and doing some yard work without a shirt on? or is that just a redneck thing?

[cLaY]

i used to tan back when i gave a fuck about scoring with chicks. i also dated about every chick that worked at the tanning salon her in town. chicks dig it dude, kinda gay but chicks like tan dudes. its also good for your skin. try and keep it minimal, get a tan outside, thats why i don't go anymore.

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

whatever happend to just going outside and doing some yard work without a shirt on? or is that just a redneck thing?

I do that too, but time is kind of an issue with me.

[Anhil8tor]

I do that too, but time is kind of an issue with me.

Try putting your computer outside...

[Fairiedust]

I tan naked so there are no tan lines. Is this a bad thing?

:eek:

yeah don't do that...feel free to send pics..TIA

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

Try putting your computer outside...

I rarely post from home. But that is a good idea.

[PurpleHaze]

Hmmmm. My sister calls me that too. She says is cause I always wear suits. So the tanning adds to it huh?

Yeah. It's a little gay, but fuck it. Tans are hot.

Just go at night when no one else is there.

[Bill]

I do that too, but time is kind of an issue with me.

not enough of it huh....I just kick it out back by the pool with a beer....I gotta get a good tan before my florida vacation this summer.

[cLaY]

just go in, ask the chick working at the counter if she thinks its gay for men to go tanning. if she says yes or kinda, pull her into bed No. 4 and show her Gadonkadonk Jr.

[VitaminE]

I do that too, but time is kind of an issue with me.

G$!

I read that and thought about the Seinfeld episode where Cosmo uses cooking oil to speed up his tan. If anyone could find that pic, it would definately help this thread.

RACK you Mr Bronze Addonis(sp)!

[Gadonkadonk Money Dawg]

not enough of it huh....I just kick it out back by the pool with a beer....I gotta get a good tan before my florida vacation this summer.

Seriously I would be great if there were just a few extra hours in the day.