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How many of you guys
#1

are happy with the size of your cock?

I'm not. I need to do something about it. Suggestions?
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#2

You want honesty or shall we just kick the can around the parking lot?
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#3

I can say with 100% honesty that I am happy with the size of my cock.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#4

Talk to hat.

He gots the hook up.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#5

Honesty and stuff.
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#6

Try this, and if it doesn't work you could always have a sex change.
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#7

TomFoolery Wrote:I can say with 100% honesty that I am happy with the size of my cock.

Me too. :mellow:

(edit, i'm not talking about my cock, smart asses)
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#8

Odysseus Wrote:Try this, and if it doesn't work you could always have a sex change.
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I still wouldn't let you fuck me.
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#9

i'm happy with my penis

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#10

I can honestly say I'm not happy with my current size. but hell I could have to sling that fucker over my shoulder and it'd still wouldn't be big enough. Nobody's ever complained though. once I even had a chick ask me to take it easy...I believe her exact words were "holy shit....don't hurt me with that" Bigger is always better though...

Sometime truth is stranger then fiction.
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#11

Do those pumps really work?


A friend wants to know.
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#12

minorthreat Wrote:I still wouldn't let you fuck me.
never said i wanted to.

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#13

Odysseus Wrote:Try this, and if it doesn't work you could always have a sex change.
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that looks like something you could paint a car with.
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#14

how many inches will you be cutting off, mt??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#15

Odysseus Wrote:never said i wanted to.

for fuck's sake, man!
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#16

snarg Wrote:how many inches will you be cutting off, mt??


We shouldn't be talking inches:mellow:
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#17

Happy....

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#18

It would be cool if mine had a knuckle in the middle. I'd crack it for giggles.
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VitaminE Wrote:It would be cool if mine had a knuckle in the middle. I'd crack it for giggles.

You mean I should not be able to do that?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#20

VitaminE Wrote:It would be cool if mine had a knuckle in the middle. I'd crack it for giggles.

call it a hoonuckle....

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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