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I'm about to go to Wal Mart
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The one place I cannot stand. The place I almost always freak out and have a panic attack in. But, it's the middle of the day, so hopefully they won't be crowded.

Can I pick you guys up anything?
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#2

I already plan on getting Mich a 6-pack of Purple Haze beer.
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#3

Try to not forget which car you drive there.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#4

exlax

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#5

TomFoolery Wrote:Try to not forget which car you drive there.

rack.
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#6

Could you get a case of the Super Heavy Flow Jumbo Tampons please? Thanks.

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asshat Wrote:Could you get a case of the Super Heavy Flow Jumbo Tampons please? Thanks.

Are you you bleeding from trying to stuff your newly engorged member into the out hole?

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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asshat Wrote:Could you get a case of the Super Heavy Flow Jumbo Tampons please? Thanks.

Who are they for? Would you like me to get you some new, bigger tighty whiteys while I'm there?
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#9

PurpleHaze Wrote:Who are they for? Would you like me to get you some new, bigger tighty whiteys while I'm there?
Actually, I have had to resort to going commando until I stop the treatment. I won't really know what size I will be until then. So, no, but thanks.

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asshat Wrote:Actually, I have had to resort to going commando until I stop the treatment. I won't really know what size I will be until then. So, no, but thanks.

Gives new meening to the old "your too big for your britches" saying.
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#11

Oh, you couldn't have posted this an hour earlier, before I left to go?


hmph.

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#12

PurpleHaze Wrote:I already plan on getting Mich a 6-pack of Purple Haze beer.

Sweet! Hopefully you'll save some for me. Wink

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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#13

Boycott that white-trash shit haven.

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#14

I love Wal-Mart. Great customer.

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#15

i'll take some of the Chef Boy R Dee cheese pizza please.
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#16

hmmm

their "Black Cherry" water rocks...oh and a gallon of ice tea

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#17

I spend way to much money there. :mellow:

ps. Rack the iced tea. My favorite.
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#18

big corps are evil.
rob the supermarket, kill all employees with a large axe later when pigs arrives wait'em with a few molotov ready. Finally hijack a school bus full of retarded kids go to mexico sell their body parts for more cash finish snorting coke all day long on some tropical island where you'll control your new drug and human sex slavery business.

Ya just need to kick your ass to change life. It's that easy.
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#19

Have you guys heard of Pamida?

Basically a fucking flea market inside without the vendors.
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#20

minorthreat Wrote:Have you guys heard of Pamida?

Basically a fucking flea market inside without the vendors.

It's an "all you can steal before the pigs arrives" kinda shop ?
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