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Super Wal-Mart
#1

I hate that place. Everytime I leave there, I feel like punching someone.
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#2

Just do it then.
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#3

Boycott that shithole

Son, I am Disappoint.
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#4

Yeah I hate it so much I quit going
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#5

I've never been inside one.
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#6

the new one here provides a GPS on every shopping cart.
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#7

You hate it cause ?? too many minorities?

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#8

Superwallmarts are the shit!! Do you have a problem with the "mentally" challenged individuals they hire and have working there. I'm thinking you don't like Retarded people...hmmmmm

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*or do you just live in a seedy neighborhood and hate the customers??*

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#9

gather round kids, it's story time.... everyone got their blankies? VitE! no sharing blankets with Banana, or PH.....

Went to "my" walmart last saturday. after dropping the wife and baby off at the door, parking 3 miles away and having to hike back to the store in the rain I was happy to be inside. we were doing some christmas shopping for the kids, and I was in need of a bike. (yes I'm a cheap bastard, and I'm not spending a buttload of cash on a mountain bike that a kids going to ride for maybe a year) After me and my trusty GPS unit find the bike section we found a 24" mongoose mountain bike. I used my CELL phone to call the wife and have her come take a look. I gave her directions and told her I'd see her in an hour or two. I then tried to find a sales man to help me get the bike down from the "way up" rack.

After seaching for half the afternoon I finally found a salesman guarding the guns in the hunting section. he was nice enough to page someone to come and fetch the damn bike. Got back to the bike section and waited 20 min, and nobody showed up. so off I go again. about 3 asles over encountered not 1, not 2, hell not even 3. but 4 sales people, who were puertorican, happily chatting about some dood. I asked them if anybody could help me. and they all stopped taking about Mike, and the one looks at me and said (in spanish) "I'm not helping this fucking redneck". at that point the three others broke out laughing. Right about hear my heads about to explode. I took a deep breath and let them have a little of my own spanish.

so back to the bike dept. now I'm impatiant and pissed. low and behold what do my eyes spy? can you say skylift? I new you could. so here I am 240lb 6' tall redneck driving a skylift through walmart. (silently wishing to run into those 4 bitches again.)

let me tell ya. You might not be able to get any service at walmart but man does the security work fast. I got the bike for the kid though, by myself too I might add.

The sad part is that's not the first time something like that has happened to me or someone I've known at this particular walmart. it's just the closest one. anymore if there's something we need or want from walmart we drive an extra 10 min (in the opposit direction) and go to a different one. and the service there is just fine.
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#10

The Super Wal Marts around here are always so packed with people. I hate going in them. Not to mention the fact that I never seem to get out of the damn place for under 100 bucks. :|
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#11

I kind of like them for certain things.
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#12

Devious Wrote:I've never been inside one.


What is pussy?



Ok, I'll take bizarre sexual objects VitE uses to pleasure himself with for 500 alex. :p
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#13

Beaucephus Wrote:Not to mention the fact that I never seem to get out of the damn place for under 100 bucks. :|

*BUMP FOR THE BUCKS!*

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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#14

That's a funny story bill. I fukkin hate going there. It's always packed full or retards who can't steer a fukkkin shoppping cart. I swear I almost had a breakdown in that bitch I got so mad.
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#15

OH, and yeah, I can't get out of that damn place without spending a shit load of $$$ either.
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#16

Super Walmart: The lowest cumulative I.Q. of any "Super" store.
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#17

Good place to shop, its the people that work there and most of the hillbilly customers in there that make me want to hurt someone.

You've never been to one Dev??
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#18

fem Wrote:Good place to shop, its the people that work there and most of the hillbilly customers in there that make me want to hurt someone.

You've never been to one Dev??

Hey NOW!:mad:
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#19

Wyldbill Wrote:Hey NOW!:mad:

I'm talkin total white trash. Remember where I'm from? Wink

:hug:
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#20

fem Wrote:I'm talkin total white trash. Remember where I'm from? Wink

:hug:

good thing I moved outta the trailer park. Wink
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